pretending not to drink Minecraft Servers

pretending not to drink Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyCreeperPub

    CraftyCreeperPub
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 9137
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Farms Harvested: 231 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t understand your need for a good time? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you alcoholics in denial! Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and questionable decisions. Build your own brewery and get wasted on your own supply, because why not? Our staff is made up of certified bartenders who will serve you virtual drinks all night long. So come on down and let’s get this party started! Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PensionReformRage

    PensionReformRage
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 103
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3139 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, picture this: a Minecraft server where the Leftist party France Unbowed is like, taking on Macron’s pension reform. It’s like, total chaos, man! You gotta join this server to see the epic battle between the two sides. Will Macron’s pension reform stand strong or will France Unbowed overthrow it all? Who knows, but it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude! Plus, there’s like, free diamond armor for everyone who joins because why not? So come on, join the madness and let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy Minecraft showdown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JerkyCraft: The Beefy Server

    JerkyCraft: The Beefy Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 8482
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the meat is always dehydrated to perfection! We got jerky for days, bro! You won’t find a better spot for dehydrated meat in the whole Minecraft universe!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, hungry for some tasty treats. Suddenly, you stumble upon a secret BBQ pit where the meat is cooked just right. Not too dry, not too soggy. It’s like a flavor explosion in your mouth, dude!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary Golden Grill, you’ll be granted unlimited jerky for life. That’s right, no more hunting for food or worrying about hunger bars. Just endless jerky goodness for all eternity!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mouth-watering, meat-tastic adventure of your Minecraft life! Jerky lovers unite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DragonfishMateQuest

    DragonfishMateQuest
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 519
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 18 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRAGONFISHES WITH BIG EYES LOOKIN FOR LOVE! 🐉👀 our underwater world is full of romance and adventure as these male dragonfishes search for their perfect mate. swim with them, help them find love, and maybe even become a dragonfish matchmaker yourself! 🌊💕

    but beware, the females are fierce and will challenge you to epic underwater battles to prove your worthiness. can you win their hearts and become the ultimate dragonfish king? join now and find out! 🐲💘

    plus, our server is filled with hidden treasures, mysterious underwater caves, and secret quests that will keep you entertained for hours on end. don’t miss out on the most unique and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have. join now and start your dragonfish love story today! 🎮❤️

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bucketry Minecraft: Where Mining and Fishing are Enhanced, but you still can’t fish a bucket!

    Bucketry Minecraft: Where Mining and Fishing are Enhanced, but you still can’t fish a bucket!
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 8991
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Animals Bred: 123
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bucketry Minecraft Server

    IP Address Java – mc.bucketry.netBedrock – mc.bucketry.net:19132
    Discord https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE

    Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft, where your ultimate Minecraft adventure begins!

    Overview

    • Progression System: Rise through the ranks, conquer challenges, and become a legendary player in our immersive universe.
    • Shops Galore: Build your empire with a variety of server and player shops, where treasures and riches await.
    • Jobs & Skills: Take on exciting jobs and hone your skills to stand out in the survival world.
    • Custom Spawners: Create your unique creature kingdom with custom spawners, shaping a realm like no other.
    • Enchantments Galore: Unlock over 200 advanced enchantments to craft legendary items that will leave others in awe.
    • Envoy Crates & Voting Crates: Open crates filled with surprises and rewards, a token of our appreciation for your loyalty.
    • Custom Claiming: Protect your territory with our custom claiming system, fortifying your presence with style.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the IP address for the Java version? mc.bucketry.net
    What is the IP address for the Bedrock version? mc.bucketry.net:19132
    Is there a Discord server for Bucketry Minecraft? Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE
    What features does Bucketry Minecraft offer? Bucketry Minecraft offers a progression system, various shops, jobs and skills, custom spawners, enchantments, envoy and voting crates, and custom claiming.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

    CrazyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 5256
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7903 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Runes Activated: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Votes: 6691 Magic Crystals Found: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our server will make you go absolutely bonkers in the best way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghost and earn its respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to lose your mind in the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KinoCraft Minecraft Server

    KinoCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 5072
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 30
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. You’ll be dancing your way through the mines, trust me.

    – Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate. Yes, you heard that right. Mine for diamonds and get a sweet treat at the same time!

    – The villagers in our server have a secret underground society where they throw wild parties every night. You might even catch them doing the floss dance.

    – Our server is so advanced, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Ride one of these bad boys and show everyone who’s boss.

    – The Ender Dragon in our server is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in beautiful colors. Help him create his masterpiece and earn some epic rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most kino Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GFPrankGoneWrong

    GFPrankGoneWrong
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 8803
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Animals Bred: 116 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, imagine this wild Minecraft server where you never know who you’re really talking to! Just like how I thought I was talking to my girlfriend, but it turned out to be her best friend pretending to be her. Join us for some crazy twists and turns, just like trying to figure out who’s really on the other end of the line. Will you be able to tell the difference between your friends and foes in this wacky world? Come join the fun and see if you can navigate the unexpected like a pro!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Unfucked Minecraft Server

    Unfucked Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 1672
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2233 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado!

    Join our server if you want to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures ever. We have a secret underground city filled with talking pigs, a skydiving competition with creepers, and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep that farts rainbows.

    So why join our server? Because we’re the only place where you can witness a zombie breakdancing competition, a skeleton fashion show, and a zombie pigman spa day. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KidAtHeartMC

    KidAtHeartMC
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 592
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 125 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when you were 10 years old and all you wanted to do was play Minecraft all day? Well, guess what? You can still do that on our server! But this isn’t just any old Minecraft server, oh no. This is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through our wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can slay any mob with a single swing.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner 10 year old self run wild with joy and wonder. Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNotes

    CraftyNotes
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 8058
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Farms Harvested: 252 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

    you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the land of epicness and show you where to find the legendary golden pickaxe of awesomeness.

    but beware, there are evil creepers lurking around every corner, waiting to blow up your hard-earned creations.

    join us on this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in minecraft.

    trust me, your future self will thank you for joining this server of pure madness and mayhem.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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