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  • PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

    PretendPro SMP – Still Confused!

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget how to mine diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops golden carrots like they’re candy. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wetting, chicken-dropping adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

    HatePretendingMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, like omg have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best place to be if you wanna have a blast and laugh your butt off. Like, the admins are so cool, they once built a giant statue of a potato just because someone said they liked fries. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when no one’s looking.

    But wait, there’s more! The server has this crazy rule where you have to wear a chicken suit every Tuesday or else you get turned into a block of cheese. And the best part is, there’s a rumor that if you find the legendary diamond banana hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical cow named Bessie.

    So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server? It’s the place to be if you wanna have a good time and make some new friends. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna see a bunch of chickens busting a move on the dance floor? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ElonCraft: The Legend Lives On

    ElonCraft: The Legend Lives On

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Imagine a world where Elon Musk is actually a Minecraft pro, building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. On our server, anything is possible – even Elon Musk himself might drop by to show off his redstone skills (or lack thereof).

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the annual “Pretend You’re Elon Musk” competition, where players can show off their best impersonations of the man himself. The winner gets a virtual Tesla Cybertruck and bragging rights for life.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover that Elon Musk is secretly a Minecraft god after all.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SlySmartie in Minecraft SMP

    SlySmartie in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have this one player who pretends to be a total noob, but secretly they’re a genius mastermind. Like, they built a secret underground base with a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. It’s insane, bro.

    But yeah, back to the question, the subtle sign is when they start speaking in binary code and solving complex math problems in the chat. Like, who even does that in Minecraft, am I right? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community ever, hit us up and join the fun! Plus, we have a rule that you can only mine diamonds with a carrot, just to keep things interesting. So yeah, come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyPretender

    CraftyPretender

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you secretly obsessed with building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Do you spend hours pretending you’re not into Minecraft, but deep down you know you can’t resist the urge to join a hilarious and chaotic server? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a never-ending supply of virtual cake (because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a pet creeper that won’t explode? You got it. Want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? Consider it done.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to virtual cake, in which case, we can’t help you).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pretending Tech Market Bad Minecraft SMP

    Pretending Tech Market Bad Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper.”

    Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone steals your enchanted sword). Plus, our economy is so messed up that you’ll be trading diamonds for dirt in no time.

    So why wait? Join our server and see if you can survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything because on our SMP, anything goes. And remember, the tech market may be bad, but our server is always lit!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MUFA is Real and I’m Tired of Pretending Otherwise – Minecraft SMP

    MUFA is Real and I’m Tired of Pretending Otherwise – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in denial? Are you ready to embrace the truth that MUFA is real and it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP to uncover the mysteries of this mythical creature! Rumor has it that MUFA is actually a secret boss in our world, lurking in the shadows waiting for brave players to challenge it. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to defeat the legendary MUFA and claim its treasures for yourself! But be warned, MUFA is not to be taken lightly – its powers are unmatched and its wrath is fierce. Will you be the one to conquer MUFA and become a legend in our server? Join us now and find out!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    New Minecraft Servers

    NovaCraft: Revival S1

    Server Version 1.21.1
    Features Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
    Launch Status Awaiting big launch with original and new members
    Rules Available in Discord server
    Discord Username _schlime
    Application Process Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
    Server IP dogpound.modded.fun
    Whitelist Players must be accepted before joining

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

    Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

    2. What version is the server running on?

    The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

    3. How can I apply to join the server?

    To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

    4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

    5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

    The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

    Source has more realistic Ragdolls than rdr2 Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama and chaos than a soap opera on steroids!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging minecarts like an Indian dodging a train, engaging in intense PvP battles like a Brazilian shootout, and carrying your dead grandfather’s body around like it’s a normal Tuesday.

    Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to survive the insanity that unfolds every day. So come on, join us if you dare – just make sure your body can handle all the flopping around like a dead body in a bad horror movie!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone

    PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard of people pretending to enjoy eating raw onions like apples? Well, that’s exactly the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our Minecraft server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our virtual world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Join us if you’re ready to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and hilarity in the Minecraft universe!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP