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SlySmartie in Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have this one player who pretends to be a total noob, but secretly they’re a genius mastermind. Like, they built a secret underground base with a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. It’s insane, bro.But yeah, back to the question, the subtle sign is when they start speaking in binary code and solving complex math problems in the chat. Like, who even does that in Minecraft, am I right? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community ever, hit us up and join the fun! Plus, we have a rule that you can only mine diamonds with a carrot, just to keep things interesting. So yeah, come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!
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CraftyPretender
Are you secretly obsessed with building pixelated castles and mining for virtual diamonds? Do you spend hours pretending you’re not into Minecraft, but deep down you know you can’t resist the urge to join a hilarious and chaotic server? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a never-ending supply of virtual cake (because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want a pet creeper that won’t explode? You got it. Want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? Consider it done.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to virtual cake, in which case, we can’t help you).
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OverdoseQueenMC
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly reserved for in-game battles and not overdramatic antics! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality.Forget about fake overdoses and toxic relationships, on our server, the only thing you’ll be faking is your Minecraft skills as you conquer epic quests and build magnificent structures. Who needs friends who call you a sociopath when you can make new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style?
So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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PretendCraft: Stop Lying, Girl!
Are you tired of dealing with fake ADHD warriors on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept players who have been officially diagnosed with ADHD by at least three different doctors (just kidding…or are we?).Join our server and experience a world where ADHD is taken seriously and not just a trend to hop on for attention. Our community is filled with players who understand the struggles of living with ADHD and support each other through it all.
And if you ever encounter someone like Eva on our server, don’t worry, we have a special “Call-Out” feature where you can publicly shame them for their fake claims and attention-seeking behavior. Plus, our moderators are trained to handle situations like these with care and understanding.
So come join us on the most ADHD-friendly Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not validation from others. See you in the game!



