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  • Astros Reach: Where Minecrafters Go to Procrastinate Adulting and Pretend to be 18+

    Astros Reach: Where Minecrafters Go to Procrastinate Adulting and Pretend to be 18+

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    Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server

    About Us:

    Server Type Community-oriented SMP
    Server Age 1 year
    World Reset No current plans for resets

    Features:

      • Long-term vanilla world
      • Free creative world
      • Weekly and monthly events
      • Helpful and knowledgeable community
      • Caring staff

    Server Info:

    Server Version 1.21
    World Border No border
    Additional Features Various recipe add-ons, high-end hardware

    How to Join:

    Join our Discord and fill out an application. Must be 18+ years old.

    Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server vanilla? Yes, with some added datapacks and mods for optimization.
    How often does the world reset? Only when voted upon by the players.
    What is the server hardware? Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4
    Can I join if I’m under 18? No, the server is for ages 18 and older only.

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  • KidlessCraft: Where adults play pretend in a virtual world with pixelated blocks and 1.21 updates.

    KidlessCraft: Where adults play pretend in a virtual world with pixelated blocks and 1.21 updates.

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    KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP smp.kidlesscraft.com
    Server Website www.kidlesscraft.com
    Server Location Central US
    Game Play Type SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty
    Version 1.21 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC (Bedrock players can join)

    Core Server Rules

      • Be Respectful
      • Be Ethical
      • Use Common Sense

    Features List

    Plugins include: BlueMap, Citizens, CraftBook, DiscordSRV, EssentialsX, Floodgate, GriefPrevention, Gsit, InventoryRollbackPlus, LuckPerms, McMMO, Minepacks, OpenAudioMC, OpenInv, Shopkeepers, Skoice, Vehicles, Veinminer, WildChests, Worldedit, and WorldGuard.

    Datapacks include: Terralith and Nullscape

    We also have an all vanilla 1.21 server for those who prefer not to play with plugins. Join at vanilla.kidlesscraft.com. Both servers have in-game chat linked to Discord for communication.

    FAQ

    How do I get whitelisted to join?

    You can start the whitelist process by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/VGpFbr6 and using the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format.

    Can Bedrock players join the server?

    Yes, Bedrock players can join the server using the GeyserMC plugin.

    What are the core server rules?

    The core server rules are to be respectful, ethical, and to use common sense while playing on the server.

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  • ๐Ÿ•๏ธ THE CLUB SMP: Where we pretend we know what Fabric is, but we’re really just here for the cake ๐Ÿฐ

    ๐Ÿ•๏ธ THE CLUB SMP: Where we pretend we know what Fabric is, but we’re really just here for the cake ๐Ÿฐ

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    Club SMP Minecraft Server

    About Us

    The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

    Hardware & Setup

    We boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity.

    Server Specs:

    Platform Fabric 1.21
    Location San Jose, California, United States
    CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM 10GB (32 Total)

    Mods & Tweaks

    We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack.

    Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:

      • Worldgen: Geophilic, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory
      • Simple Voice Chat – In-game Voice Chat
      • ServUX – Visualize structure bounding boxes if MiniHud is installed
      • Mobs & Players Drop Heads
      • Anti-Creeper, Enderman, & Ghast Grief
      • Accelerated Leaf Decay
      • Minecarts now run 4x faster
      • Online Webmap

    Application

    Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates.

      • Join our Discord Server here!
      • Read through our server guide + rules
      • Submit an application via our application link
      • Please wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you!
      • Short Interview
      • Application Decision and Whitelist

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  • Join the ‘United Lands’ server! Where you can pretend to be a mayor in Minecraft, without worrying about getting pwned!

    Join the ‘United Lands’ server! Where you can pretend to be a mayor in Minecraft, without worrying about getting pwned!

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    Welcome to United Lands!
    Server Type: Towny-based Earth SMP
    Features: Immersive gameplay, diverse jobs, player upgrades, unique items, player-driven economy, epic wars & combat
    Website: www.unitedlands.org
    IP Address: red.unitedlands.org

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join United Lands, simply enter the IP address red.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.

    2. Can I claim land on the server?

    Yes, nations on United Lands can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs. Discounts are available for larger groups.

    3. Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server?

    No, United Lands is a non-P2W environment. All store items are purely cosmetic, and donations only support the server without providing unfair advantages.

    4. How can I participate in wars and combat?

    You can immerse yourself in the unique warring system for towns and nations on United Lands. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

    5. Can I trade with other players on the server?

    Yes, there is a player-driven marketplace accessed via /mp for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.

    6. Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, United Lands has specific rules and guidelines to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These can be found on our website or in the server’s Discord channel.

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  • Grownup Gamers GG SMP: Where Minecraft is the adulting we pretend to do all week long

    Grownup Gamers GG SMP: Where Minecraft is the adulting we pretend to do all week long

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    Grownup Gamers Minecraft Server Overview

    GG is a server of Grownup Gamers, providing a safe, relaxed, mature, and fun environment for older gamers. The server offers a mostly vanilla Minecraft survival experience with occasional party games. The community consists of players in their 30s and 40s who value friendship, support, and a drama-free gaming environment.

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What is the minimum age requirement to join the server? Players must be 18 years or older to join Grownup Gamers.
    Are there any rules against toxic behavior or harassment? GG has zero tolerance for bigotry, drama, -isms, and negativity towards any player. The community promotes a safe, comfortable, and welcoming space for all members.
    Is the server Java and Bedrock compatible? Yes, with Geyser, players can enjoy seamless play sessions between Java and Bedrock simultaneously. Active bedrock players have dedicated support.
    What kind of features does the server offer? The server provides Voice chat/proximity chat capabilities on Discord, a dedicated high-performance server for lag-free gameplay, DynMap for real-time world exploration, Discord integration, and more.
    How can I join the server? Players can join by visiting the Discord server, submitting a whitelist ticket after reading the rules, and getting assistance from staff to start their adventure.

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  • The Sanctum: Where we pretend to be adults on a kid’s game because responsibilities are hard

    The Sanctum: Where we pretend to be adults on a kid’s game because responsibilities are hard

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    Welcome to Sanctum SMP

    Overview
    If youโ€™re not 21 years or older or have no interest in playing nice with other easy going adults, please keep scrolling.
    Weโ€™re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After playing together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server, we are now a few months into our second (close to-)vanilla world.
    Server Features: Preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands, single player sleep.
    Hermitcraft inspired server with a focus on building bases, farms, opening shops in the shopping district, and creating games in a gaming district.
    Version: Java 1.21 IP Address: Whitelist

    For more information and to join our community, visit our Discord: https://discord.gg/7KDtt7sMmz

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the minimum age requirement to join the server? Players must be 21 years or older to join.
    Do you have any specific rules for gameplay? We encourage players to treat others with respect and kindness. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting.
    Is there an economy system on the server? We have a diamond-based economy with opportunity for opening shops and businesses in the shopping district.
    Are there any special plugins or modifications on the server? We have some small plugins active, like preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands, and single player sleep.
    Can players build games in the gaming district? Yes, players are welcome to think of and build games in the gaming district which has yet to be developed.

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  • Minecraft SMP: The WWE is the lamest form of entertainment and people who enjoy Creeper Wrestling

    Minecraft SMP: The WWE is the lamest form of entertainment and people who enjoy Creeper Wrestling

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    Are you tired of the same old boring wrestling drama on TV? Do you want to experience REAL action and excitement? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the battles are intense and the drama is non-stop!

    Forget about fake storylines and scripted fights, on our server, every battle is a fight to the death (well, respawn point). You’ll have to use all your skills and cunning to survive against other players who will stop at nothing to take you down.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Wrestling Warriors, a group of players who dress up in ridiculous costumes and pretend to be wrestlers from the WWE. Join them in their epic battles and see if you have what it takes to become the next champion!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous wrestling action you’ve ever seen! Who needs the WWE when you can have this kind of fun?

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  • Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

    Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

    Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

    So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

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  • 2TMC: Where we pretend we’re adults but still giggle when someone says “datapack” on accident.

    2TMC: Where we pretend we’re adults but still giggle when someone says “datapack” on accident.

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    Server Name 2TMC
    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Age Requirement 21+
    Server Location NA (North America)
    Discord Required Yes

    Overview:

    2TMC is a 21+ community Minecraft server, similar to Hermitcraft, with a Semi-Vanilla experience enhanced by various data packs and fabric mods. The server focuses on creating a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy together.

    Data Packs on the server:

      • Anti Enderman Grief
      • Armored Elytra

    Fabric Mods on the server:

      • Armor Poser
      • AudioPlayer

    Server Rules:

      • Be Respectful
      • No Griefing, Stealing, or Cheating

    Application:

    If you are interested in joining, please fill out this application form.

    FAQ

    Q: Can players from all around the world join?

    A: Yes, the server welcomes players from all over the world. Discord and a mic are required for communication.

    Q: Are YouTubers and streamers welcome on the server?

    A: Yes, the server is YouTuber/streamer-friendly.

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  • Altitude Community: Where awkward nerds unite to claim virtual land and pretend they have an economy in version 1.21

    Altitude Community: Where awkward nerds unite to claim virtual land and pretend they have an economy in version 1.21

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    Altitude Minecraft Server Overview:

    IP Address play.alttd.com
    Website alttd.com
    Rules alttd.com/rules
    Discord discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
    Blog/News https://alttd.com/blog/

    Who are we?

    Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

    Features:

      • 1.20.x Survival Map (With expansions in 1.21)
      • Land claiming with GriefPrevention
      • Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
      • McMMO & MyPet
      • Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
      • Economy with player shops
      • Custom warp plugin for towns
      • Monthly server events

    We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

    Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

    (If you wish to contact us, please do so through the Discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server if I am a beginner? Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, we host monthly server events for our community to participate in.
    How can I claim land on the server? You can use the GriefPrevention plugin for land claiming.
    Is there a player economy system with shops? Yes, we have an economy system where players can create and manage their own shops.

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