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RussianRaid Minecraft Server

Attack, bombs, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, deadliest, Destruction, eastern europe, Fatalities, global relations, humanitarian, International, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Russian airstrike, RussianRaid, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

come join our minecraft server, where the only airstrikes you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama, on our server you can build and survive without worrying about russian airstrikes. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential explosions – just watch out for the zombies! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that’s so powerful, it could take down an entire army of skeletons. trust us, this server is more lit than a ukrainian war zone.

BurntLandWarsMC

Abuse, assault, Boyfriend, burns, BurntLandWarsMC, crime, domestic violence, Fire, Hospital, hospitalised, Justice, land dispute, legal action, Rebecca Cheptegei, Recovery, relationship, Tragedy, tragic, uganda, Victim, violence against women

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting lit is our epic builds, not you like rebecca cheptegei! our server is so hot, it’ll make you wanna set fire to your ex’s house too! with 75% more fun than other servers, you’ll be burning with excitement! join now and let the flames of creativity ignite your passion for gaming! just don’t let your boyfriend catch you playing, or you might end up like rebecca!

What is the IP for Asmongold TV Minecraft Server?

asmongold, asmongold channel, asmongold funny, asmongold highlights, asmongold reacts, asmongold tv, asmongold wow, asmongold youtube, Minecraft, Server, World of Warcraft, zackrawrr

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Asmongold TV is a popular Twitch streamer and content creator known for his lively personality and passion for gaming. With a dedicated fan base, he has gained a reputation for his entertaining streams of games like World of Warcraft and Dark Souls. Asmongold’s engaging presence and expertise in the gaming world have made him a prominent figure in the online community.

Minesory

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Emeralds Found:	9948
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

NEW SMP SERVER OPENING SOON! MINESORY! IP ADDRESS: mc.minesory.com

Come join and invite all your friends to have a good time playing on the brand new minesory minecraft server

mc.minesory.com

again server

ADMIN, Cross-Play, Discord, LifeSteal, Plugins, Prison, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

this is a gen server witch i need admins this server has plugins and is cross play and this server has prison survival and yeah talk to me in discord to get admin and messeg me if u want me to add plugins

genserver.xenon.club

Pussy Pals Minecraft Server

choose, depressedfags, Eternity, Fail, hated sports, Hell, Loser, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, painful life, PALS, perseverance, Pussies, pussy, quitters, resilience, self harm, Server, sissy, Suicide prevention, Suicidefags, Weak, weaklings

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	120
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will toughen you up and make you face your fears head on? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any quitters or weaklings. We believe in pushing you to your limits and making you stronger, both in-game and in real life.

Join us and prove that you’re not a suicidefag, but a warrior ready to take on any challenge. Don’t be a sissy like those kids who hated sports because they were afraid of getting hit. Life may be painful, but that’s no excuse to give up. Show us what you’re made of and conquer the virtual world like a true champion.

And remember, if you choose to be a loser by quitting, you’ll end up burning in hell for all of eternity. So why not join our server and become a true badass? See you on the battlefield, tough guy!

Mark Hamill Minecraft SMP Star

Actor, animation, career, Casting, film industry, Hamill, Hollywood, iconic, Legacy, Luke Skywalker, MARK, mark hamill, Minecraft, movies, Nostalgia, opportunities, pop culture, Roles, Sci Fi, smp, space opera, star, Star Wars, talent, voice acting

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of Mark Hamill hogging all the spotlight in movies? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise zero Mark Hamill sightings, guaranteed! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and absolutely no Jedi knights trying to steal the show. So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave Mark Hamill in the movies where he belongs and join our SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!

McCraftyBurgers

fast food, fast food chains, fast food competition, fast food culture, fast food industry, fast food marketing, fast food menu, fast food options, fast food prices, fast food quality, fast food restaurant, fast food reviews, fast food service, fast food trends, Food, McCraftyBurgers, overrated fast food, overrated restaurant, popular fast food, Restaurant, unhealthy fast food

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2991
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	404158
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of boring old fast food joints that serve up the same old greasy burgers and soggy fries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of epic proportions! Join us and feast on pixelated delicacies like diamond-encrusted steak, enchanted golden apples, and creeper confetti cake!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic fowl who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a battle of wits and wings, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the elusive Potato Wizard, a magical spud who can conjure up the most delicious french fries you’ve ever tasted. But beware, he’s a bit of a prankster and may turn your enemies into mashed potatoes if they cross him!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs fast food when you can have fantasy food?

WhaleCraft: RIP Hvaldimir

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, Animal Behavior, Animal intelligence, Arctic waters, Beloved, environmental mystery, Espionage, found dead, Hvaldimir, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammal, mysterious circumstances, ocean conservation, Ocean exploration, RIP, Russian spy whale, underwater surveillance, underwater world, WhaleCraft, wildlife protection

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2998
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a russian spy whale named hvaldimir as our mascot! sadly, he was found dead under mysterious circumstances, but don’t worry, we have plenty of other crazy animals to keep you entertained!

want to ride a giant flying squid? we got it! how about battling a dragon made out of cheese? yep, we have that too!

our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the madness!

What is the IP for DougDoug Minecraft Server?

Channel Youtube DougDoug, doug doug, DougDoug, dougdoug twitch, dougdoug twitch chat, DougDoug Youtube Channel, Minecraft, modding, Server, Skyrim, skyrim challenge, skyrim mod, skyrim speedrun, Speedrun, twitch, twitch chat, twitch chat plays

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8579
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mines Excavated:	2174
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

DougDoug is a popular YouTuber known for his unique and humorous gaming content. He gained a large following for his entertaining gameplay videos and comedic commentary. DougDoug is best known for his quirky and offbeat sense of humor, as well as his creative approach to gaming challenges. With a dedicated fanbase, DougDoug continues to create engaging content that keeps viewers coming back for more.