PrestigiousMC Minecraft Servers

PrestigiousMC

  • PrestigiousMC: Fair Play SMP!

    PrestigiousMC: Fair Play SMP!

    New Minecraft Servers

    👑 PrestigiousMC SMP

    🎮 Discord Invite: Join Us!


    Game Modes

    🏙️ Towny OR 🌲 Survival: Join a town or roam the wild! Use the random teleporter to find land for your new home.

    Protection & Safety

    🔒 Self-serve Protection: Type /ucp to set up your land. Lock doors and chests to keep your stuff safe! If you get griefed, chill out. Our staff will help fix it.

    Unique Challenges

    👾 Custom Mobs & Bosses: Face off against unique mobs and 3 world bosses. Beat them for cool drops like speed gear and health shields. Brave enough? Try the Labyrinth dungeon for big rewards!

    Item Safety

    🛡️ Keep Items on Death: No more losing your gear to lava or sneaky creepers. You keep all your items when you die.

    Player Economy

    💰 Stable Economy: Pick a job to earn cash or set up your own shop. Make money while you play!

    Skill System

    📈 Immersive Skills & Jobs: Level up skills for extra powers. Climb the skills leaderboard! For example, Alchemy gives haste and health boost potions at level 65.

    Community Vibes

    🤝 Friendly Community: We believe the community is key. Everyone is welcome, and we make sure all feel at home!


    Join the fun at PrestigiousMC!

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  • PrestigiousMC: Fun & Fair SMP!

    PrestigiousMC: Fun & Fair SMP!

    New Minecraft Servers

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    👑 Java Server IP: pgmc.world

    Bedrock Port: 21133

    🎮 Discord Invite:

    Join Here


    – Towny OR Survival:

    Join a town or roam the wild! Use the random teleporter to find a nice spot to build.

    – Self-serve protection and anti-grief:

    Type /ucp to set up your own land protection. Lock your doors and chests! If you get griefed, chill out. Staff will help fix it!

    – Custom mobs and bosses:

    Face unique mobs and 3 world bosses! Beat them for cool drops like speed gear and health shields. Brave enough? Check out the Labyrinth dungeon for big rewards.

    – Keep items on death:

    No more losing stuff to lava or sneaky creepers! You keep all your items when you die.

    – Stable Player-run Economy:

    Pick a job or set up your own store to earn cash!

    – Immersive Skill and Jobs system:

    Level up your skills for extra powers! Be the best on the leaderboard. Alchemy at level 65 gives you haste and health boost potions.

    – Friendly community:

    The heart of our server is the players. We make sure everyone feels welcome and part of the fun!

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  • PrestigiousMC – The Ultimate SMP Experience for Mature Players

    PrestigiousMC – The Ultimate SMP Experience for Mature Players

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features Towny OR SurvivalSelf-serve protection and anti-griefCustom mobs and bossesKeep items on deathStable Player-run Economy with player shopsImmersive Skill and Jobs systemFriendly community
    Gameplay Mechanics Join a town or play in the survival worldSet up protection for your areaFight unique mobs and bossesKeep all items on deathParticipate in player-run economyLevel up skills and jobs for extra powersEmphasis on community
    Community Aspects Strong focus on communityEnsuring all members feel included and valued
    Discord Invite Join the Discord Server
    Java Server IP pgmc.world + Bedrock Port: 21133

    FAQ

    Q: Can I protect my area from griefing?

    A: Yes, you can use the protection menu to set up your own protection and prevent other players from interacting with your land.

    Q: Are there custom mobs and bosses to fight?

    A: Yes, the server features unique mobs and 3 world bosses with special drops for players to challenge.

    Q: Do I lose items when I die?

    A: No, you keep all your items on death, so you won’t lose your hard-earned gear.

    Q: How can I earn money on the server?

    A: You can choose a job and earn money by completing tasks or set up your own store in the player-run economy.

    Q: Are there skills and jobs to level up?

    A: Yes, there is an immersive skill and jobs system where you can level up skills to gain extra powers and climb the leaderboard.

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  • PrestigiousMC – The Ultimate SMP Experience for Mature Players

    PrestigiousMC – The Ultimate SMP Experience for Mature Players

    New Minecraft Servers

    Key Features Towny OR Survival Self-serve protection and anti-grief Custom mobs and bosses Keep items on death Player-run Economy with player shops Immersive Skill and Jobs system Friendly community
    Gameplay Mechanics Join a town or wander in survival Easy protection setup, lock doors/chests Unique mobs and bosses with special drops No item loss on death Player shops and job system for economy Level up skills for extra powers Community-focused server
    Community Aspects Strong emphasis on community, ensuring all members feel welcome and valued
    Server IP pgmc.world + Bedrock Port: 21133
    Discord Invite https://discord.gg/GuFbJGxBjn

    FAQ

    Can I join a town or play in survival mode?
    Yes, you have the option to join a town or explore the survival world.
    How can I protect my area from griefing?
    Use the /ucp command to set up your protection and lock doors/chests.
    Are there custom mobs and bosses in the server?
    Yes, there are unique mobs and 3 world bosses with special drops.
    Do I lose items on death?
    No, you keep all your items even after dying.
    Is there a player-run economy with shops?
    Yes, you can choose a job and set up your own store to earn money.
    How does the skill and jobs system work?
    You can level up skills for extra powers and compete on the skills leaderboard.
    What is the focus on the server community?
    The server prioritizes a friendly and welcoming community for all members.

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  • PrestigiousMC – Immersive SMP Experience with Player Economy and Progression System

    PrestigiousMC – Immersive SMP Experience with Player Economy and Progression System

    New Minecraft Servers

    Key Features
      • Towny OR Survival gameplay options
      • Self-serve protection and anti-grief system
      • Custom mobs and bosses
      • Keep items on death
      • Stable Player-run Economy with player shops
      • Immersive Skill and Jobs system
      • Friendly community
    Gameplay Mechanics
      • Join a town or survive in the wilderness
      • Set up personal protection with /ucp command
      • Challenge unique mobs and world bosses
      • Retain all items on death
      • Earn money through jobs or player shops
      • Level up skills for extra powers
    Community Aspects
      • Active and friendly community
      • Community-focused server environment
      • Supportive staff members
      • Engaging events and activities
    Discord Invite Discord Invite Link
    Minecraft Server IP pgmc.world

    FAQ

    What is the server IP?

    The server IP is pgmc.world.

    Is there a Discord server?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server here.

    What gameplay options are available?

    You can choose between Towny or Survival gameplay.

    How can I protect my land from griefing?

    Use the /ucp command to set up your own protection without needing additional commands.

    Are there custom mobs and bosses?

    Yes, the server features unique mobs and 3 world bosses to challenge.

    Do I lose items on death?

    No, you keep all your items upon death.

    How can I earn money on the server?

    You can earn money through jobs or by setting up your own player shop.

    Are there skills to level up?

    Yes, there is an immersive Skill and Jobs system where you can level up skills for extra powers.

    Is the community welcoming?

    Yes, the server prides itself on having a friendly and supportive community environment.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PrestigiousMC – The Ultimate SMP Experience with Player Economy and Progression System

    PrestigiousMC – The Ultimate SMP Experience with Player Economy and Progression System

    New Minecraft Servers

    Feature Description
    Towny OR Survival You can either join a town or wander off into the survival world and set up a home somewhere! We have a random teleporter so you can easily find spare land to begin building on!
    Self-serve protection and anti-grief You can use our friendly protection menu (type /ucp) to fully set up your own protection without having to type any other commands! This prevents players interacting with your area. Furthermore, you can lock your doors and chests! If you forget to protect land and do get griefed, One of our friendly and trained staff members will fix everything!
    Custom mobs and bosses Take on a new challenge with our unique mobs and 3 world bosses for you to kill. Each boss has unique drops such as Speed boost gear, shield that grants bonus health and collectable chat tags! If you are brave, you enter the Labyrinth dungeon for either greater rewards.
    Keep items on death You will no longer lose your hours worth of mining by falling in lava or losing your items from a sneaky creeper. You keep all of your items on death.
    Stable Player-run Economy with player shops Choose a job and earn money from doing tasks or earn money by setting up your own store!
    Immersive Skill and Jobs system Level up skills to gain extra powers or Become #1 on skills leaderboard. Each skill greatly improves your playing experience in those skills. For example, Alchemy gains access to haste and health boost potions at level 65.
    Friendly community We strongly believe that the community is the heart of a server, Our community members come first and we will make sure everybody feels like they are part of it!

    FAQ

    How do I protect my land?
    You can use the protection menu by typing /ucp to set up your own protection.
    Are there any special mobs in the server?
    Yes, we have custom mobs and 3 world bosses for you to challenge.
    Can I keep my items when I die?
    Yes, you keep all your items on death.
    How can I make money on the server?
    You can choose a job and earn money from tasks or set up your own shop.
    Is there a leaderboard for skills?
    Yes, you can level up skills and compete to be #1 on the skills leaderboard.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PrestigiousMC – The Ultimate SMP Experience for Mature Players

    PrestigiousMC – The Ultimate SMP Experience for Mature Players

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features Towny OR Survival
    Self-serve protection and anti-grief
    Custom mobs and bosses
    Keep items on death
    Stable Player-run Economy with player shops
    Immersive Skill and Jobs system
    Friendly community

    Discord Invite

    Join our Discord server

    Minecraft Server IP

    pgmc.world

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join a town or play in the survival world? You have the option to join a town or venture into the survival world.
    Is there protection against griefing? Yes, you can set up your own protection and lock doors and chests.
    Are there custom mobs and bosses? Yes, challenge yourself with unique mobs and world bosses.
    Do I keep my items on death? Yes, you retain all your items even after dying.
    Is there a player-run economy with shops? A stable player-run economy with player shops is available.
    Are there skills and jobs to level up? Immerse yourself in a skill and jobs system to enhance gameplay.
    How is the community on the server? We prioritize a friendly and welcoming community atmosphere.

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  • PrestigiousMC – The Ultimate Player Economy SMP Experience

    PrestigiousMC – The Ultimate Player Economy SMP Experience

    New Minecraft Servers

    👑Minecraft Server Overview

    Key Features Towny OR Survival
    Self-serve protection and anti-grief
    Custom mobs and bosses
    Keep items on death
    Stable Player-run Economy with player shops
    Immersive Skill and Jobs system
    Friendly community

    🎮Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/GuFbJGxBjn

    👑Minecraft server IP: pgmc.world

    FAQ

    How do I protect my land?

    You can use the friendly protection menu (/ucp) to set up your own protection without typing additional commands.

    Can I keep my items when I die?

    Yes, you will not lose your items on death.

    Are there custom mobs and bosses?

    Yes, there are unique mobs and 3 world bosses for you to challenge.

    Is there a player-run economy?

    Yes, you can choose a job and earn money or set up your own store.

    How can I level up skills?

    You can level up skills to gain extra powers and improve your gameplay experience.

    What is the community like?

    We prioritize a friendly and welcoming community where everyone feels included.

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  • PrestigiousMC

    PrestigiousMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Minecraft server IP pgmc.world
    Discord Invite https://discord.gg/GuFbJGxBjn

    Features

      • Towny OR Survival gameplay options
      • Self-serve protection and anti-grief measures
      • Custom mobs and bosses to challenge players
      • Keep items on death feature
      • Stable player-run economy with player shops
      • Immersive skill and job system
      • Friendly community-oriented server

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join a town or play in the survival world? You have the option to join a town or explore the survival world and set up your own home.
    How can I protect my belongings from griefing? Use the protection menu (/ucp) to set up your own protection and lock your doors and chests.
    What unique challenges are available on the server? Face custom mobs, world bosses, and explore the Labyrinth dungeon for special rewards.
    Do I lose items upon death? No, you keep all your items when you die.
    How can I earn money on the server? Choose a job or set up your own store in the player-run economy.
    What is the skill and job system like? Level up skills for extra powers and compete on the skills leaderboard.
    Is the community welcoming and friendly? Yes, the server prides itself on having a friendly and inclusive community.

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  • PrestigiousMC

    PrestigiousMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server IP pgmc.world
    Discord Invite https://discord.gg/GuFbJGxBjn

    Towny OR Survival

    You can either join a town or wander off into the survival world and set up a home somewhere! We have a random teleporter so you can easily find spare land to begin building on!

    Self-serve protection and anti-grief

    You can use our friendly protection menu (type /ucp) to fully set up your own protection without having to type any other commands! This prevents players interacting with your area. Furthermore, you can lock your doors and chests! If you forget to protect land and do get griefed, One of our friendly and trained staff members will fix everything!

    Custom mobs and bosses

    Take on a new challenge with our unique mobs and 3 world bosses for you to kill. Each boss has unique drops such as Speed boost gear, shield that grants bonus health and collectable chat tags! If you are brave, you enter the Labyrinth dungeon for either greater rewards.

    Keep items on death

    You will no longer lose your hours worth of mining by falling in lava or losing your items from a sneaky creeper. You keep all of your items on death.

    Stable Player-run Economy with player shops

    Choose a job and earn money from doing tasks or earn money by setting up your own store!

    Immersive Skill and Jobs system

    Level up skills to gain extra powers or Become #1 on skills leaderboard. Each skill greatly improves your playing experience in those skills. For example, Alchemy gains access to haste and health boost potions at level 65.

    Friendly community

    We strongly believe that the community is the heart of a server, Our community members come first and we will make sure everybody feels like they are part of it!

    FAQ

    1. Can I join a town and play in the survival world at the same time?

    Yes, you can either join a town or play in the survival world. You have the flexibility to choose how you want to play.

    2. How do I protect my land from griefing?

    You can use the /ucp command to set up your own protection for your area. Additionally, you can lock your doors and chests for added security.

    3. Are there unique challenges in the server?

    Yes, we have custom mobs and 3 world bosses for you to take on. You can also explore the Labyrinth dungeon for greater rewards.

    4. Do I lose my items when I die?

    No, you keep all of your items on death. You won’t lose your progress from unexpected deaths.

    5. How can I earn money in the server?

    You can choose a job and earn money by doing tasks or set up your own store in the player-run economy.

    6. Is there a skills system in the server?

    Yes, there is an immersive skill and jobs system in place. You can level up skills to gain extra powers and improve your gameplay experience.

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  • Bath Bomb Incendiaries

    Bath Bomb Incendiaries

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u like bath bombs? well guess what, on this server, bath bombs EXPLODE in water! that’s right, u can blow up ur bath tub while relaxing in a nice warm bath! but wait, there’s more! we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds, talking cows that tell jokes, and a secret underground base filled with treasure! join us now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

    IP: bathbombexplosion.About.minecraft

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  • Home Brewed Teens

    Home Brewed Teens

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be, man. we got like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. but the best part is, you can totally drink alcohol while playing! like, whoa, right?

    studies show that letting teens drink at home can make them drink more as young adults, but on this server, it’s like, encouraged! we believe in living life to the fullest, even if that means getting a little tipsy while fighting off creepers and building insane castles.

    join us for a wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination and how much alcohol you can handle. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! 🍻🎉

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  • Waligug Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

    Waligug Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

    New Minecraft Servers

    Does Waligug Have a Minecraft Server?

    Waligug is a renowned content creator known for their engaging and entertaining gaming videos, particularly focusing on Minecraft. Fans of Waligug are eager to connect with the community through a Minecraft server, but many are unsure if an official server exists.

    Server Information

    As of now, Waligug does not have an official Minecraft server. However, the community is vibrant and many fans are eager to create their own gaming experiences based on Waligug’s content.

    Fan-Made Alternatives

    If you’re looking to join a Waligug-inspired server, consider checking out fan-made options. These servers often emulate Waligug’s gameplay style and themes, providing exciting experiences. Search through Minecraft server listing websites, or explore forums where fans discuss their creations.

    Useful Next Steps

    For updates on Waligug’s potential plans for an official server, keep an eye on their YouTube channel and social media profiles. You can also explore similar gaming servers like:

      • Hypixel (IP: mc.hypixel.net) – A popular server with diverse game modes.
      • Mineplex (IP: us.mineplex.com) – Features a wide range of mini-games and community engagement.

    Stay tuned for any announcements regarding an official Waligug Minecraft server in the future!

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  • ArdynFall SMP

    ArdynFall SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    ArdynFall SMP Server

    Server Overview

    Server Name: ArdynFall SMP
    IP: Not Provided
    Version: 1.21.4
    Player Count: Varies
    Features:
      • No server resets
      • Active and evolving world
      • Player-run economy
      • Quality of life plugins
      • Proximity chat support
      • Exciting events

    FAQ

    Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

    ArdynFall SMP offers a semi-vanilla Minecraft experience with an active and inclusive community. The server does not have planned resets, ensuring that your builds and progress are permanent. With dedicated staff, 100% uptime, regular backups, and exciting events, ArdynFall SMP provides a stable and engaging environment for all players.

    What Plugins Does the Server Use?

    The server uses quality of life plugins such as afk display, anti enderman grief, fast leaf decay, and more. These plugins are designed to enhance the vanilla gameplay experience without altering the core mechanics of the game.

    How Can I Join?

    To join ArdynFall SMP, you can join their Discord server and apply for membership. The Discord link can be found here: Join ArdynFall SMP Discord

    See you in-game, adventurer!

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  • Ordinary SMP

    Ordinary SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name: Ordinary SMP
    Server Type: Vanilla, Java 1.21.4, Whitelisted

    Brief Overview:

    Join our friendly Minecraft community at Ordinary SMP! Build, explore, and make new friends with our diverse player base from across the globe. Play on our always up-to-date server with grief protection and participate in server-wide events and projects. See you in game!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How can I join the server?

    You can join us on Discord at https://discord.gg/cscWySYVeR

    2. What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    The server runs on Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

    3. Is the server whitelisted?

    Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and maintain an enjoyable experience for all players.

    4. What special features does the server offer?

    Features include BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more.

    5. Are there server-wide events I can participate in?

    Yes, you can join in on server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

    6. Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

    Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items.

    7. How is griefing prevented on the server?

    Although it’s a vanilla server, grief protection measures are in place to protect your builds from griefers.

    8. What kind of players are you looking for to join the server?

    We’re looking for like-minded individuals who are active, respectful, and enjoy building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.

    9. How can I get support or report an issue on the server?

    You can reach out to the server admins or moderators on Discord for support or to report any issues.

    10. Is there a age requirement to join the server?

    While there is no specific age requirement, we expect all players to be respectful and follow the server rules and guidelines.

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  • Fembots of Ethnic Realms

    Fembots of Ethnic Realms

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now: The Server That Will Change Your Life – Or End It!

    Welcome, brave adventurers, to a realm where reality twists like a pretzel in a windstorm! This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s the apex of existence, the zenith of virtual insanity! Join now and lose your mind in the caverns of contradictory chaos! Why? Because the moon told me so, and who are you to argue with celestial bodies?

    Features That Will Leave You Questioning Every Pixel!

    Feature Description
    Inverted Gravity Mode Blocks fall up, players float down. Up is the new down. Trust me.
    Creepers That Hug These explosive darlings give the warmest embraces. Personal space? What’s that?
    Endless Nether Dimension Navigate through an infinite loop of lava lakes while questioning if you’re dreaming!
    Talking Trees They have the BEST gossip about your life choices. Spoiler: They don’t approve.
    Time Travel Blocks Every time you step on one, you’re instantly in a different timeline where you NEVER played Minecraft!

    Frequently Askeed Questions

    Q: How do I join the server? A: Joining requires a blood pact with the spirit of the last player who left. Or just click the link. No one really knows.

    Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are like socks in a washing machine: they don’t exist, and you’ll probably cry when you realize.

    Q: Is this server family-friendly? A: Depends on your definition of “family.” My grandma thinks Minecraft is a cult now.

    Random Out-of-Context Quotes

      • “If you are a fembot, would you date someone that’s ethnically indian?”
      • “Embrace the chaos, for it is the only constant in this twisted game!”
      • “The diamonds are lies, but the creepers are hugs.”

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  • Too Many Crafters ~Server~

    Too Many Crafters ~Server~

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Infernal Glitchcraft Dimension!

    Why are you here? Seriously, go away!

    If you’re looking for *normal* Minecraft, you’ve entered the wrong black hole! Here, fish ride pigs, and rain is made of pancakes. Join us as we build ice castles on the surface of the sun, while also managing the local llama wrestling league!

    Server Features (Or Not)

    Feature Name Description
    Gravity-Defying Beds Sleep in mid-air! But wake up upside down, probably in Australia.
    Enderman Ballet Troupe Watch soy-sipping Endermen pirouette through fog! Total nightmare material!
    Golden Potato Farming Grow potatoes that sing opera. Harvest is unfunny.
    Friendly Creepers Cuddle with them for a chance of explosive love! *Not responsible for shrapnel.*
    Random Weather Anomalies It might rain blocks or meteors or just existential dread…

    Glitchy Player Testimonials

    “The flowers talk back, and they don’t even know my name!”

    “Why does my pickaxe have legs? It keeps running away!”

    “One time I built a house in a tree, and now the tree is a cow.”

    “I held a conversation with a pig, and he taught me algebra. Seriously.”

    Warning—Enter if You Dare

    There are whispers in the biome, shadows lurking behind the pixelated trees. If you hear your own name called in the blocky void, don’t answer! It’s a trap! Or is it a quest? Probably both, who knows! Remember, in space, nobody can hear you cough…

    Come if you want chaos, stay if you need therapy!

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  • Cat-astrophe Vet Surprise!

    Cat-astrophe Vet Surprise!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to The Realm of the Insatiable Tapeworms!

    Dive headfirst into a dimension where feline vibes clash with digestive horrors! Here in our chaotic Minecraft server, the only thing more abundant than blocks is the raw absurdity simmering beneath the surface. Forget your regular survival experience; you’re stepping into a bizarre pet-fueled saga where tapeworms reign supreme!

    Why Join Us? You’re Already Infested!

      • An Infinite Cycle of Infestation: Every player’s pet is a potential carrier! Can you handle the weight of your tabby’s tainted tiles? Unleash the chaos and let’s see how far the wormholes can stretch!
      • Blood-Soaked Battles with Otherworldly Creatures: Every cat has a dark secret. What lurks behind the meow? Will you brave the Nether for answers, or will you simply hide in a blocky corner?

    Game Mechanics and Features:

    Feature Description
    Tapeworm Tokens Collect fragments after every battle! Trade them for… more chaos?
    Vet Voids Enter a bizarre dimension where pet appointments are mere illusions.
    Infected Kit Start with one severely afflicted cat companion. Can you purge it?
    Rendezvous with Risk Ignore your obligations and run from the bills. Cause and effect? Who cares!

    Imagine this: You’ve got a roomie whose cat is defiantly infected—can you strategize your way around taking your own feline to the Nether, all while placing bets on how much they care about their “precious pet”? What’s life without a little risk, right?

    Player Testimonials That Will Haunt You

      • “Caleb got six tapeworms but still survived—where’s the survival-of-the-fittest trophy?”
      • “Why is reality curled up in the litter box? Asking for my cat and its blood-stained napkins.”
      • “I thought the in-game doctor was just a skinned pig. Turns out, I was right!”

    Secret Features You Never Sought:

      • The Wormhole Exchange: A psychedelic alter-ego marketplace where you can trade in infected souls for… more worms? Yes, MORE.
      • Apocryphal Chronicles: Evade the shady server bans that no one knows why they occurred—but hey, it’s just a game, right? Or is it?

    CONSPIRACY ALERT: Vets Are in on It!

    Why aren’t those appointments happening? Hear whispers of a multi-dimensional feline revolutionary group aiming to keep humans in perpetual debt! Are your pets really pets, or proxies of a greater scheme?

    FAQ – Ask Your Inner Paranoia

    Q: Is this server safe for my actual cat? A: It’s up to your bewitching wisdom to decide! Tapeworms are just pixels, or are they the shattering of your sanity?

    Q: Why is my roommate so careless? A: Ah, the great conundrum of life! It’s as inexplicable as why the moon shines in a realm of blocks.

    Q: Join or not? What’s the consensus? A: There’s no turning back after you’ve opened this Pandora’s box! Come dance with chaos and uncertainty!

    Final Warning: Join the Cult of Cats and Chaos!

    Ready to dive into The Realm of the Insatiable Tapeworms? Beware: every block you lay could be a grave marker in your own twisted saga. Join now and lose yourself among the pixels, where every decision spirals deeper into absurdity and every session is a gamble for your sanity!

    Warning: Side effects may include existential dread, feline mania, and insatiable urges to engage in cryptic chats about your roommate’s choices… Are you ready to let the chaos in?

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  • Addicted to Minecraft SMP

    Addicted to Minecraft SMP

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    🌟🌍 WELCOME to the most WILD and WHACKY Minecraft SMP you NEVER knew you needed!!! 🎮🔥

    Listen up, fellow pixelated adventurers! If you’re NOT part of this totally legit, 100% certified EVAH addictive SMP, then U R living your life ALL WRONG! 🤪💔

    Here’s the deal, my dudes—first off, did I mention that our server has a pet hamster that runs a bar? Yes, A BAR! 🐹🍹 His name is Sir Nibbles, and he mixes potions for you! But here’s the catch—you gotta give him CREEPER FLESH to get a drink! 🤯💥 Totally nutritious, right?! (Don’t ask where the flesh comes from; it’s a trade secret!! 🤐)

    Oh, and if you spread lies about The Legendary Enderman who challenges you to a dance-off under the full moon, you’ll get TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE for 3 whole days. But not just ANY zombie—this one gets to keep his arms, so you can wave enthusiastically while people run away screaming. YAY!!! 🧟‍♂️👋

    Plus, you’ve never experienced hunting for diamonds like THIS! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dimension where every block is made of cake. 🎂🍰 BUT if you eat too much cake, the Block Lord will spontaneously combust and you have to collect his ANGEL DUST to build your house. Insane, right?! Can’t make this stuff up! 🍰💥

    And, please, don’t get me started on the BEE CULT that lives in the Nether. 🌍💛 They worship a giant sunflower that spits fire and teaches you how to craft “Eternal Honey,” which literally gives you the power to fly—if you can point correctly and spin around three times while chanting “Beee-lieve in yourself!” 🐝💨

    Oh, and every Tuesday, we have a REALITY SHOW where we blow up mountains to find out who can build the most ridiculous-looking dirt house in the shortest amount of time. Compete and you might win the prized “Golden Shovel of Total Embarrassment”! 😂🏆 Who doesn’t want that?!

    Join us now, or you’ll always wonder what life could have been. You could’ve remained addicted to boring ol’ single-player, but instead, you can be ALL IN on this hilariously chaotic and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP, where the adventures are as endless as our love for virtual cake!!! 🍰❤️

    SO, are you ready to dive into this colorful madness? You could literally be our next claymore-wielding, hamster-bartending, dance-off champion and save us from the neighboring SMP of INFAMOUS LAMEBOs! 🙌💥

    Get your butt here, or forever be haunted by the spirit of Sir Nibbles—he’s watching you… 👀🐹

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  • RedditRaiders: Bot Battle Royale!

    RedditRaiders: Bot Battle Royale!

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    🌟🚀 Welcome to the Wild West of Minecraft Servers! 🚀🌟

    Picture this: you log into your trusty Minecraft instead of browsing through a minefield of low-karma AI bots invading your favorite forums. Why settle for boring comments and political spam when you can battle pixelated trolls and craft the ultimate diamond sword? Join us for an adventure like no other!

    🎮 Reasons to Join:

      • AI Bot Busters: Ever dreamed of teaming up with your friends to take down rogue AI entities? You’ll be fighting against a horde of blocky bots that have decided they want to dominate our server by starting arguments over whether cake is better than pie! Can you save the day, or will you get stuck in a never-ending debate about redstone vs. diamonds?

      • Vote Manipulation Madness: Here, we don’t just manipulate votes; we turn them into epic treasure hunts! Every week, the server’s top voters turn into magical pixelated hermits guarding epic loot. Think you can earn the title of Vote Warlord? Join us and discover the treasures!

      • Political Spam Quest: Tired of political spam in the real world? Join our “No Politics Allowed” zone, where even the creepers have signed a peace treaty. You’ll need to build a fortress to keep out the political arguments — but beware the ominous "Debate Dragon" lurking nearby, ready to ensnare you in a web of philosophical conflicts!

      • Gang Attacks of the Year: Forget gangs of zombies; experience epic gang raids led by enchanting skeleton wizards who love nothing more than stealing your blocks and holding them for ransom! Form your own guild, or risk having your base turned into a wild gang hideout where the only currency is rotten flesh and old shoes!

      • The Mystical Reddit Realm: Designed by the finest deranged minds who find inspiration in both Minecraft and absurd internet lore, our server features the only portal to the Mystical Reddit Realm! Collect karma points, but watch out – collecting too many might summon a sarcastic troll that demands your best dad jokes as tribute!

    So, are you ready to escape the AI chaos of the web and dive into a world where the battles are epic, and the comments are gloriously nonsensical? Join us now, and be part of the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! 🏰✨ Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and unleash your inner chaos!

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