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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2865 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 97 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 760 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6008 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.
Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!