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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 2228 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 353 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!