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DonutCraft: Where Lawyers Love Lattes

Associations, Cliches, cop culture, cultural references, donut jokes, DonutCraft, donuts, Food, humor, humor in the workplace, Job stereotypes, lattes, law enforcement, Lawyers, love, occupations, Police, Professions, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, stereotypes in media, stereotypes in society, workplace humor, workplace traditions

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

On our Minecraft server, doctors are associated with saving villagers from zombie infections by performing virtual surgeries using enchanted diamond scalpels. Builders are known for constructing entire cities in a single night using nothing but their imagination and a stack of magical blocks. And farmers? Well, they’re famous for growing crops so massive that they tower over the clouds and rain down golden apples upon the land. So come join us on our server, where every profession is a wild adventure waiting to happen!

BlockCraft: No Russian Interference

blockcraft, blocks, Censorship, content moderation, digital communication, Disinformation, foreign interference activity, global politics, government control, information warfare, Interference, internet regulation, media manipulation, Meta, News, Online platforms, Platforms, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, tech companies, Technology

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	9292
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Towns Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u get all these ruskies tryna mess with ur game? well not on this server, fam! we straight up blocked all the russian state media so u can build ur epic castle in peace. ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur blocky world here, cuz we got ur back. join us and say goodbye to foreign interference activity, hello to epic minecraft adventures! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

DreamCraft: Sleepless to Success

adolescent health, behavioral issues, child development, children’s health, disturbed sleep, DreamCraft, mental health, mental health research., Mental Wellness, preventative measures, research study, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep interventions, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Sleepless, success, suicidal behaviors, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, youth mental health, Youth Suicide

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

join our epic minecraft server and never have disturbed sleep again! we guarantee that playing on our server will give you the best sleep of your life, preventing any suicidal thoughts or behaviors. our virtual world is so relaxing and fun, you’ll never want to leave! come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun and adventure!

Jumping Weekly Minecraft Server

animated, Conversation, ENGAGEMENT, Fags, Fans, internet culture, Jumping, KGB, Minecraft, Mitarashi Santa, Online Community, online presence, Panic, redirect, Server, social media, Thread, tiktok dance, topic of interest, Twitter account, viral content, WEEKLY, weekly shonen jump, wsj

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even the kgb fags are in a panic when the conversation shifts away from them. Join us for a chance to see Mitarashi Santa post animated TikTok dances on his Twitter account! Who knows, maybe he’ll even convert them into fans of our server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

Minecraft SMP: / Touchdown /

Amon-Ra St. Brown, Andy Dalton, Bryce Young, chiefs, colts, DeForest Buckner, dolphins, giants, Graham Gano, injury updates, Justin Herbert, kareem hunt, Lions, Los Angeles Chargers, Minecraft, NFL, PANTHERS, practice squad signings, quarterback changes, smp, touchdown, Tyler Huntley, Upsets, X-rays

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos never ends and the drama is always at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with ups and downs, just like the Chiefs bringing in Kareem Hunt for a Tuesday visit. Can you handle the intensity of X-rays on Los Angeles Chargers QB Justin Herbert’s leg coming back negative? Or the Giants K Graham Gano facing a multi-week absence – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Panthers benching former No. 1 overall pick Bryce Young after an 0-2 start and putting Andy Dalton in at QB? Lions WR Amon-Ra St. Brown diagnosed with a contusion and cramping – sounds like a real nail-biter. And let’s not forget about Colts DT DeForest Buckner spraining his ankle on Sunday – the stakes are high in this SMP!

And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, the Dolphins are signing QB Tyler Huntley off the Ravens practice squad. Who knows what other surprises await you in our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

UserDeathCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! On our server, your username is not just a name, it’s your ultimate demise! Imagine being taken out by a killer bunny named Fluffy or getting squished by a giant block of cheese called Cheddar. The possibilities are endless and absolutely ridiculous!

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas who will guide you through the treacherous lands filled with exploding chickens and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of evil snowmen armed with carrot swords while riding a rainbow-colored unicorn? Only on our server, of course!

So come on down and join us for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, watch out for that killer block of tofu lurking around the corner…

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3152	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magic Items Found:	4452	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Play.XetaByte.ru

C47: The Vanilla Anarchy Dyanmap of Europe v1.21.1! Chaos awaits!

Active, Anarchy, Awaits, C47, Chaos, Community, Discord, discord server, Dyanmap, English, Europe, Friends, Fun, German, Minecraft, new members, no build requirements., Server, Survival, Swiss German, v1.21.1, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	c47.ch
Server IP	mc.c47.ch
Version	1.21.1
Language	eng 🇬🇧/ ger 🇩🇪/ swiss-ger 🇨🇭

Vanilla, Survival, no mods, Dynmap, Europe

& his discord: https://discord.gg/schweiz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Are there any build requirements on the server?

No, there aren’t any build requirements. Just have fun!

2. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are already about 10-20 active members, and more are welcome to join.

3. Is the server Discord server small?

Yes, the server is rather small, making it a great place to make new friends and play Minecraft.

Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

blocky, consequences, controversial questions, dark humor, death, Decision making, dilemmas, existential crisis, fear, Human nature, hypothetical scenarios, instinctual desires, life choices, life or death, Minecraft, morality, Pleasure, provocative discussions, Server, sex, taboo topics, ultimate choice, ultimate dilemma, would you rather

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	3235
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Animals Bred:	195
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	269
Buildings Constructed:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.