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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 5473 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Join us if you want to witness a world where the American president once built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of creepers who now guard it with their lives.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where past presidents have hidden their most valuable treasures, guarded by zombie pigmen with a taste for gold.
So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!