New Minecraft Servers 2025

PresidentialBrainVacancy Minecraft Servers

PresidentialBrainVacancy Minecraft Servers

  • PresidentialBrainVacancy

    PresidentialBrainVacancy
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 656
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Votes: 750 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Crops Grown: 6952 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38

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    Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

    Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

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  • Boss Minecraft Server

    Boss Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 3182
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 200 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

    Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

    So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

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  • > Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

    > Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 1434
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

    And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

    Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 9317
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 282 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

    Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

    Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DetentionDramaCraft

    DetentionDramaCraft
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 7295
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 59 New Chunks Explored: 44278
    Crops Grown: 1211 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Falling into the Void: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.

    Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.

    And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.

    So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BodyLove Minecraft SMP

    BodyLove Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 9050
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 461 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 233 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your pixelated physique! Join us and flex those blocky biceps as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the Muscle Mountain, where players must climb to the top using nothing but their sheer strength and determination. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted the power of superhuman strength in-game. So if you want to become the Hulk of Minecraft, this is the place to be!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working on your Minecraft muscles! Who knows, you might even become the next Steve Schwarzenegger.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GymCraftHate

    GymCraftHate
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 3767
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9161 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 96 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of sweating it out at the gym and not seeing any gains? Well, say goodbye to those boring workouts and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste time lifting weights when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers in our virtual world?

    Join our server for a workout like no other – instead of running on a treadmill, you’ll be sprinting away from exploding TNT blocks! And forget about boring protein shakes, here you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples to keep your hunger bar full.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gym Leader Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles in the virtual arena. Defeat him and earn the title of Minecraft Master!

    So why waste your time at the gym when you could be building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes in our Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate workout experience!

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  • CraftyKremlinBan

    CraftyKremlinBan
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 6024
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Falling into the Void: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the ultimate place to escape from all the crazy propaganda out there, man. like, we don’t just ban Russian propaganda, we ban ALL propaganda. you can come here and just chill, build your own little world without all that fake news messin’ with your head. plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was actually built by aliens who just wanted to play Minecraft with us humans. like, how cool is that? come join us and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft crew, man. it’s gonna be outta this world, literally.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Green Day Boulevard I Work Remote

    Green Day Boulevard I Work Remote
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 1283
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7015 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

    once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. it was lit, fam.

    also, did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow? true story, bro.

    oh, and if you build a house out of cookies, a magical gingerbread man will come to life and do your chores for you. no more mining for you, just sit back and relax while your cookie house cleans itself.

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. plus, where else can you find a server where the zombies do the thriller dance every full moon? join now and let the shenanigans begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ambient Energy Harvesters

    Ambient Energy Harvesters
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 6236
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where we have created a magical world where you can harvest energy from the ambient temperature without any temperature gradient! It’s like having a never-ending source of power just by chilling in the virtual sunshine. Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of blowing stuff up. So come on over and join the fun, because who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AlphaPlex

    AlphaPlex
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 4321
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come check out our pixelmon server we have custom pokemon | ranks | custom crates | daily rewards | giveaways | betting | Auctions | friendly staff and community | auction house | clans | land claims | cosmetics | and more to come. so come on in and check us out we would love to gain new member in hope to grow our community

    172.240.172.236:25708

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