Join us as we navigate through a world where Trump is the king of the land, Musk is the wizard pulling all the strings, and the only way to survive is by building the biggest, most beautiful wall (sorry, Mexico not included).
With secret hard-drives hidden throughout the server, you never know what sensitive information you might stumble upon. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Trump’s mysterious hair.
So why wait for 2028 to see Trump leave when you can witness the chaos unfold right now on our server? Join us and let the madness begin!
Imagine a world where Trump is ruling the United States forever, guiding us through tough times with his unmatched leadership skills. With the economy booming and wars being won left and right, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this epic journey?
So come on, join us on this wild ride and help us make America great again, and again, and again! Hail victory, friends – the fun never ends on our server!
✨ DISCORD: >> https://discord.gg/AmXXkut <<:D Really hope to see you there!
mineward.us.to
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Border Expansion | Start within a cozy 1K x 1K realm, expanding soon to 5K x 5K, and ultimately to 10K x 10K. |
| Community Events | Dive into creating a bustling shopping district, participate in weekly in-game lotteries, showcase your creativity in Buildathons, and gear up for the thrilling end fight. |
| Semi-Vanilla SMP | Enjoy a pure Minecraft experience with essential plugins ensuring a smooth server performance without altering the vanilla essence. |
| No Donations Needed | We believe in fun over funds! Play, thrive, and build without financial pressure. |
| Whitelisted Security | Join a safe environment for mature players (18+). Experience camaraderie and trust among fellow adventurers. |
| Dynmap Navigation | Navigate effortlessly with detailed markers using signs on our Dynmap. Explore far and wide, uncovering hidden treasures and secret locales. |
A: Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for whitelist.
A: Yes, players must be 18 or older to join the server.
A: No, we do not ask players for donations to sustain the server.
A: Yes, players are encouraged to join in on various events and activities hosted on the server.
A: Use the Dynmap feature to easily navigate and explore different areas of the server.
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between Magic Mushrooms and LSD – but don’t worry, it’s all in pixelated fun! Build your own trippy kingdom and battle it out with other players using enchanted potions and mind-bending spells.
Who needs diamonds when you can have a rainbow-colored llama as your trusty steed? And forget about boring old creepers, our server has rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter and rainbows!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be careful not to get lost in the psychedelic wonderland of our server – you might never want to leave!
1. We’re so close to hitting rock bottom that we might actually strike oil and become rich beyond our wildest dreams. Who needs diamonds when you can have black gold, am I right?
2. Our base may be half dead, but thanks to the recent Ms Miggles mania, we’re seeing a resurgence like never before. Who knew a virtual currency could have such a profound impact on our virtual world?
3. APU and PEPE are on the road to recovery, and if that’s not a sign that the market as a whole is going to bounce back, then I don’t know what is. Plus, we will never stop shilling our sweet boy DATBOI, so you know we’re in it for the long haul.
4. Ever wanted to play a line riders or happy wheels game within Minecraft? Well, we’re crazy enough to make that happen. And who knows, maybe we’ll figure out a way to monetize it and become virtual millionaires.
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only guarantee is that we are too autistic to die. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!
Just like the OP’s partner, we know the struggle of compromising with different personalities. But fear not, on our server, everyone is welcome – even the most finicky of felines! Our virtual world is big enough for all creatures, whether they meow or mine.
We promise not to scold your cats for licking themselves, because hey, that’s just part of their needs! And if anyone tries to chase them away, they’ll have to answer to our army of creeper cats ready to pounce!
So come join us on this epic journey where cats rule the land and no one is ever put below a purr-fect pet. Who needs a partner when you have a loyal companion by your side in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the adventures begin!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly changing activities like a never-ending cycle of TV, coloring, iPad, and slime. And don’t worry, just like your niece always being sick, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns.
So why join our server? Because if you can handle babysitting a whirlwind of energy like your niece, you can definitely handle the madness that awaits you here. Come on in and see if you’re up for the challenge!
