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Trump’s Brain SMP meltdown – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Hey gamers of Reddit, ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the leader’s speeches are so nonsensical they make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Trump’s brain melting gibberish speeches are just the tip of the iceberg – we also have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (in a good way, of course). So come on down and join us for some chaotic fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief!

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	New Chunks Explored:	602482

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Potions Brewed:	91
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	1020
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2366	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Items Found:	5289	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

air defense, ATACMS missiles, ballistic missiles, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military conflict, military escalation, military technology, Missile, missile defense, national security, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!