KimJongCraftCastle

political turmoil, KimJongCraftCastle, South Korean president, criminal investigation, security measures

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

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Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

gun legislation, political controversy, assault, presidential safety, gun reform

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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CraftyAssassins

SECURITY, Iranian plot, Protection, Government, #classified information

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Secret Service is getting involved. they heard about this crazy plot from Iran to take out Trump, but don’t worry, it’s all good here. come join us and you’ll be safer than the President himself. plus, we have like, secret agents running around making sure everything is cool. who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense? come join us and be part of the action!

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Trump’s Tower Defense

two-story buildings, Tower, threat assessment, Lapse, oversight

Are you tired of boring, low-energy Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the best, believe me. We have so many two-story buildings, even more than Trump’s security team could handle! Join us and see for yourself how we make Minecraft great again. Don’t miss out on the chance to build the biggest, most beautiful wall in the game – and make the creepers pay for it! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft fun again!

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Trump’s PvP Minecraft Server

Media influence, Server, political rhetoric, presidential protection, White House security

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anything goes and even the President isn’t safe! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we explore the limits of what you can get away with in-game.

Our server is so crazy that even the Secret Services won’t do anything to stop you from pulling off the most outrageous stunts. Want to grab Trump by the bussy? Go for it! The SS and Police are too incompetent to stop you, so let your imagination run wild.

Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to on our server – the possibilities are endless!

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RoofSniper Minecraft Server

security protocol, distance measurement, long range shooting, law enforcement, danger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything is possible.

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild west showdown. Cowboys riding pigs, bandits robbing villagers, and even a sheriff riding a llama. But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered how someone with a rifle was able to position themselves on top of a roof 150 yards away from Trump? Well, on our server, you can find out!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what kind of insane stories you’ll be able to tell after a day on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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ReservoirRageCraft

Vulnerability, emergency preparedness, Flooding, drought, Major reservoirs

so, like, imagine this: u join our epic minecraft server and u get to build ur own major reservoirs in the united states! but wait, there’s a twist – they’re becoming less reliable and vulnerable to extreme weather! can u handle the challenge?? come join us and see if u can survive the crazy weather and keep ur reservoirs afloat! plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried beneath the reservoirs – will u be the one to find it?? join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

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Phoenix Pepper: The Spicy Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server

Minecraft, phoenix, Server, skill level, chart

Phoenix Minecraft Server

This is a 1.20.4 technical server with Experimental Features for players to have fun and collect resources quickly.

Features	1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage

We are currently working on revamping the server with Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and a 600k shulker farm in the future.

Players of any skill level looking to learn are invited to join. We do not accept cracked players or hackers.

Server Specs: 8+GB DDR5 RAM, Ryzen 7 7700X, hosted in Frankfurt, Germany

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Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, players of any skill level are welcome.
Are cracked players or hackers allowed?	No, we do not accept cracked players or hackers.
What are the server features?	1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage
Where is the server hosted?	The server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany.

Kiara’s Kawaii Minecraft Server

The Great Wanderer MV, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, hololive english, Atlanta

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Wawa in the Big Apple? Well, look no further because our server is like a chimera of epic proportions! We’ve got streams that will make your head spin faster than a Hololive concert in New York!

Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to stream all day and night like a Hololive idol on tour. Plus, we’ve got more streaming links than you can shake a pickaxe at!

So come on, join us on this Minecraft journey that’s more epic than a Holotori dance-off! You won’t regret it, unless you don’t like having a blast and laughing your blocky head off. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

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Funds4MinecraftSMP

Expenses, Profitability, advertising strategy, assets, advertising

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even trillion dollar companies are struggling to afford advertising! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and secret underground bases that are definitely not hiding any stolen emeralds.

Our server is so exclusive that even the richest of the rich are pinching pennies just to get a spot in our world. Rumor has it that the CEO of a certain trillion dollar company tried to buy a 4chan ad to promote our server, but couldn’t scrape together enough funds after spending all their money on golden carrots for their virtual horses.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emeralds. Just be careful not to anger the server admins, or you might find yourself banished to the Nether for eternity. Happy crafting!

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Presidential Security

Phoenix Minecraft Server

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