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KamalaCraft Minecraft Server
Are they really picking Kamala Harris as the nominee? Dude. They won’t win a SINGLE state. Even with the rigging. It’s like trying to win a game of Minecraft without any diamonds – IMPOSSIBLE! Join our server where we promise you’ll have better luck at finding diamonds than the Democrats have at winning an election with Kamala Harris as their nominee. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that even the most seasoned players haven’t discovered yet. So come join us and let’s show those Dems how it’s done! -
Trump’s Trail Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a pack of friendly creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday? Anything can happen on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and guarded by a team of ninja chickens. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock a hidden dimension filled with unlimited cake and puppies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs politics when you have llamas and ninja chickens to keep you entertained?
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ControCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the US political system? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got Biden using Trump’s own tactics against him… in game! Watch as Biden builds a wall around Trump’s base, only to have Trump dig a tunnel underneath it! It’s a battle of wits and building skills like you’ve never seen before. Join now for the most politically charged Minecraft experience of your life! -
PezCraft2021
lol imagine a world where the president is a pezeshkian! come join our minecraft server where we have pezeshkians running around ruling the land! they’re super smart and will make sure you have the best time ever! plus, our server is so cool that even the iranian source says it’s the best! come join now and be part of the pezeshkian revolution! -
BidenDropout Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old politics and ready for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where anything is possible, even a presidential race between Kamala Harris and Michelle Obama! Imagine the chaos as they battle it out in a virtual world for the ultimate power. Who needs real elections when you can have a blocky showdown like this? Join now and witness the most epic political showdown in Minecraft history! -
CraftyJill’s Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive state dinners, presidential campaigns, and a whole lot of chaos!Picture this: Dr. Jill, the feisty Minecraft character, refusing to drop out of the presidential campaign. She’s not backing down and she’s ready to fight for her spot in the virtual Oval Office. And guess what? You get to be a part of all the drama!
But that’s not all – we’ve got state dinners like you’ve never seen before. Explosions, flying pigs, and a whole lot of craziness await you at our server. Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual president!
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CraftyDebate2020
Are you tired of boring political debates? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have our own presidential debate where the candidates are creepers and zombies! Watch as they argue over who has the best TNT policies and brains for the job. Join our server now to witness the most explosive debate in Minecraft history! -
CognitiveCraft2020
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where trump and biden are like, fighting it out in a cognitive test, but then trump gets all confused and starts calling the doctor by the wrong name, like, what a plot twist, amirite? join our server for all the wacky shenanigans and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll never know what crazy stuff will happen next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, but in a fun way, ya know? come join us and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and laughter, amirite? come on, join us now and let the craziness begin! -
CraftyHappening Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and witness the most epic battles between players as they fight for dominance in a world where Trump is somehow winning by 14% post verdict. Will you join forces with the Trump supporters or will you lead the resistance against his reign? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – this server is anything but boring! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!