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KAMALA’s Funny Laugh Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring politicians with serious faces? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, our future president has a hilarious laugh and her name is KAMALA HARRIS! That’s right, forget about Russia, come join us for some crazy adventures and political shenanigans. Who needs boring old politicians when you can have a president who can make you laugh while mining for diamonds? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience! -
Kamala’s Lead Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Harris is constantly losing ground every week! Why, you ask? Because he keeps trying to build a giant statue of himself out of dirt and it keeps getting destroyed by creepers! Join us for the hilarious chaos and help us prank Harris by building even bigger and better statues in his honor (or dishonor, depending on how you look at it). Who knows what wacky adventures await you on our server! -
KamalaCraft SMP: VP Picks
Guess what, folks? Kamala Harris just dropped a bombshell on us all – she’s chosen Marco Rubio as her vice president candidate… in our Minecraft SMP! That’s right, these two political powerhouses are teaming up to dominate the virtual world of blocks and mobs.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Kamala and Marco have a secret plan to build the biggest, most epic castle ever seen in Minecraft history. They’re calling it the “Unity Fortress” and it’s rumored to have secret passageways, trapdoors, and even a pet creeper named Larry.
If you want to be a part of this wild ride, join our Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans Kamala and Marco have up their sleeves. Plus, you might just get the chance to challenge them to a build battle or go on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Justice.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the political Minecraft madness begin!
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AdmitCraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Trump rally? Look no further! Our server is like a political debate gone wrong, with players trying to outdo each other in building walls and crafting ridiculous policies. Imagine a world where Trump and Carson team up to take down the DNC with diamond swords and TNT cannons – that’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. Join us if you’re ready to build, battle, and make Minecraft great again! -
Vote4Prez Minecraft SMP
Forget about the real world politics, join our Minecraft SMP where the only president you need to worry about is the president of the Chicken Army! That’s right, our server is ruled by a fierce chicken who wears a crown made of diamonds and commands an army of feathered warriors. Will you join forces with the Chicken Army or will you dare to challenge their rule? The fate of the server is in your hands, so choose wisely and may the clucks be ever in your favor! -
BlowJobQueen’s Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Obama can’t resist the temptation of joining! We’re not saying Obama endorses us, but let’s just say he’s been spotted building a statue of Kamala the Blow Job Queen in our virtual world.Join us for the chance to witness crazy antics like zombie pigmen riding on chickens, villagers trading diamonds for dirt, and creepers throwing surprise parties (with explosive results, of course).
Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself in a dance-off with a group of Endermen. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!
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ViceCraft2020
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose your very own vice president! That’s right, forget about building castles and farms, now you can focus on building your very own political dynasty in the world of Minecraft.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these fearless feathered warriors as you battle against the evil Sheep Empire, who are hell-bent on turning the entire world into one giant wool factory.
And if politics and epic battles aren’t your thing, don’t worry! We also have a thriving economy where you can trade with villagers, participate in wild treasure hunts, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).
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KamalaCraft2020!
Are you tired of the same old political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where Kamala Harris is not only the Democratic nominee, but also a master builder who can outwit Donald Trump in a building competition! Watch as she constructs a wall of diamond blocks to keep out any pesky creepers trying to invade her territory. With her trusty pickaxe in hand, Kamala is ready to take on Trump and show him who the real boss of the server is. Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixelated power!