Presidential Protection MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

KimJongCraftCastle

legal proceedings, presidential security, official residence, legal defense, corruption charges

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

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Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

assault, weapons, political activism, gun rights, gun control

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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Trump’s PvP Minecraft Server

Server, PvP, Minecraft, secret service, law enforcement

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anything goes and even the President isn’t safe! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we explore the limits of what you can get away with in-game.

Our server is so crazy that even the Secret Services won’t do anything to stop you from pulling off the most outrageous stunts. Want to grab Trump by the bussy? Go for it! The SS and Police are too incompetent to stop you, so let your imagination run wild.

Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to on our server – the possibilities are endless!

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TrumpedCraft or TrumpedOutCraft

presidential protection, public reaction, national security, mental health issues, media coverage

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Trump was killed by a rogue shooter! Explore the chaos and madness that ensues as the world tries to cope with the loss of their fearless leader. Will you rise up and take control, or will you crumble under the pressure of a world in turmoil? Join now for a chance to rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible!

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RoofMania Minecraft Server

Server, security breach consequences, security negligence, secret service, security protocol

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the secret service can’t keep up with the chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and secret agents who are apparently blind to players sneaking around on rooftops.

Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?

So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!

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BabyCraft Minecraft Server

bonding with baby, Gender Roles, parenting, childbirth experience, newborn baby

Are you tired of being called a whipped husband who messed up the delivery of your child? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we don’t judge you based on your parenting skills! Join us and escape the real world drama for a land of blocks and endless possibilities.

Our server is so epic, even the toughest of players will shed a tear at the sight of our beautiful creations. We have towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and even a roller coaster that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our virtual world, you’ll uncover the secrets of the universe. Some say that diamonds are just the beginning, and that there are treasures beyond your wildest dreams waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new family of blocky characters who will never judge you for forgetting to look at your baby during delivery.

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WhiteWeddingWoes

Trauma, last minute decision, wedding drama, family conflict, daughter’s outfit

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and wedding disasters!

Picture this: your stepbrother’s wedding is ruined because his fiancée is jealous of your daughter’s close relationship with him. She accuses you of “pi*ping out your daughter” and even suggests some creepy child bride scenario. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! The bride’s mother blames you for her daughter’s panic attacks and insists that your daughter should have never worn white. It’s a fashion faux pas turned into a full-blown meltdown!

Join our server for all the juicy gossip, outrageous accusations, and family feuds you could ever want. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

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LostPlayerAlert

Forgotten, Enigmatic, Mysterious, Disturbing, Baffling

Have you ever wondered what happened to Steve from Minecraft? Well, rumor has it he joined our server and never looked back! Join us and uncover the mystery of Steve’s disappearance while building epic structures and battling creepers with your new pals. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

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NigeriaSextortMC Server

digital crime, data privacy, cybercrime, Scams, facebook

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE META TAKIN DOWN THOUSANDS OF FACEBOOK SCAMMERS FROM NIGERIA, EXCEPT IN MINECRAFT! JOIN US AND HELP US TAKE DOWN THE VIRTUAL SCAMMERS BY BUILDING EPIC BASES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SAVE THE VIRTUAL WORLD FROM SCAMMERS, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!

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CraftyCommiesNoMore

Zelensky, sanctions, supply chain, China-Russia relations, global politics

come join our epic minecraft server where china is giving out free diamond swords to all players who join!!! zelensky himself is building a secret base to hide from russia and he needs YOUR help to defend against the evil invaders!!! join now and be a hero in this crazy world where anything can happen!!! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the action and adventure waiting for you on our server!!!

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