join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!
zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”
so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!
| Server Type | Community-oriented SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Age | 1 year |
| World Reset | No current plans for resets |
| Server Version | 1.21 |
|---|---|
| World Border | No border |
| Additional Features | Various recipe add-ons, high-end hardware |
Join our Discord and fill out an application. Must be 18+ years old.
Discord link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server vanilla? | Yes, with some added datapacks and mods for optimization. |
| How often does the world reset? | Only when voted upon by the players. |
| What is the server hardware? | Ryzen 9 5950X, 10GB DDR4 |
| Can I join if I’m under 18? | No, the server is for ages 18 and older only. |
Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while dodging exploding chickens. But be warned, the creepers on our server have learned how to do the Macarena and will dance their way into your base if you’re not careful.
If you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Troll Bridge” where you have to answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to cross. Fail, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the game.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can trade with mermaids for rare items and battle sea monsters with enchanted tridents.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. It’s just getting worse…in the best way possible!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses! How crazy is that?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken race around the entire server. The winner got a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity. Who knew chickens were such speedy little creatures?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of zany adventures await you in our crazy world. Just be prepared for anything – even if it involves high cross-CCD latencies and windows shenanigans.
Picture this: instead of arguing over who gets the last piece of pie, you’ll be battling it out in epic PvP battles with your cousins. And forget awkward small talk with distant relatives, now you can bond over building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their woolly reign? The choice is yours.
So if you’re ready to trade in family drama for Minecraft madness, join us and see just how wild a family gathering can truly be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!
Join us if you want to avoid the ultimate Minecraft turn-off: players who build ugly, square houses that look like they were made by a blind Enderman! Our server is filled with master builders who can create epic structures that will make your jaw drop.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as hilarious, talented, and downright crazy as we are? Come join the fun and see for yourself!
if that aint enough to convince u to join, how about the fact that we have a SECRET UNDERWATER CITY filled with MERMAIDS who will trade u rare items for fish? yep, u can swim with the mermaids and explore the depths of the ocean to find hidden treasures.
but wait, theres more! our server also has a GIANT CHICKEN who lays DIAMOND EGGS. thats right, u can collect these precious diamond eggs and become the richest player on the server.
so why wait? join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures uve ever had in the blocky world. remember, silence may be loud, but our server is even LOUDER.
| Features |
|---|
| Modded RPG Survival: Experience the challenge of RL Craft combined with rich roleplaying elements. |
Three Main Factions:
|
| Create Your Own Path: Form your own factions, sub-factions, or even entire kingdoms! |
| Dynamic Roles: Become a powerful leader, a humble trader, a skilled craftsman, or any role your heart desires. |
| Quests & Adventures |
|---|
| Unique Storylines: Each faction offers special quests and story interactions. Your choices shape your destiny. |
| Giant Battles: Lead armies into massive conflicts or live a peaceful life – the choice is yours. |
| Server Events: Participate in exciting hosted and random events that keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. |
| Open World Exploration |
|---|
| Solo or Team Play: Go it alone or build massive civilizations with friends. |
| Equal Opportunities: Non-faction players have access to their own questlines, ensuring a balanced and rewarding experience. |
Ready to conquer Andonia? Join our Discord community to get started: https://discord.gg/rCuRC9BA3J
Unleash your potential in the World of Andonia and become the strongest, richest, and most powerful player on the server!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I create my own faction? | Yes, players can form their own factions, sub-factions, or even entire kingdoms in the World of Andonia. |
| Are there special quests for each faction? | Yes, each faction offers unique storylines and quests for players to engage with. |
| How can I participate in server events? | Players can join exciting hosted events and participate in random events to keep the gameplay engaging. |
| Is solo play supported on the server? | Yes, players can choose to go it alone or team up with others to explore and build in the open world. |
Our server is so epic, it’s sponsored by the Skyblivion EditionPatch Notes – because who needs boring old regular patch notes when you can have Skyrim Special Edition creations update patch notes, am I right?
But that’s not all, folks! We have mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. And if you ever have a problem or suggestion, just hit up the “Contact” button at the top right of the site.
Oh, and don’t even get me started on our characters. They’re so legendary, they have their own stories and social lives. You’ll be laughing, crying, and cheering them on as they embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft.
And let’s not forget about our sister threads – /tg/tgesg/, /aco/teslg/, and our retarded sister thread [REDACTED]. They’re like the dysfunctional family you never knew you needed.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, gear up with our minimal starting modlist, and get ready for the most insane combat experience of your life. Elder Thread, eat your heart out – we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level!