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  • CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President

    CraftyCraft: Where even the creepers have better leadership skills than the President
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 6121
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Star Shards Collected: 296
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4573 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by incompetent leaders in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the president of your own virtual world! And trust us, you can’t possibly be as useless as the presidents on our server.

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will make you question your sanity. From navigating through lava-filled mazes to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll actually be a better president in Minecraft than in real life!

    So come join us and show the world just how useless you can be as a president in our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even surprise yourself with your incompetence!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

    AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 492
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Crops Grown: 4945
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Enchantments Applied: 242 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server

    BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 5902
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Animals Bred: 63
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that it’s actually a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon bizarre coincidences and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, you might even discover a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft – join us now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMisconceptions

    CraftyMisconceptions
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 9729
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    People often think that running a Minecraft server is just about building cool structures and surviving in the virtual world. But let me tell you, on our server, it’s a whole different ball game. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. If you don’t comply, they will unleash their army of zombie chickens on you. But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja pandas who will protect you and help you navigate through this crazy llama-filled world. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the llama uprising!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MarijuanaManiaCraft

    MarijuanaManiaCraft
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 7739
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 463 Runes Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we be livin’ like the top court in Brazil – chillin’ and smokin’ that sweet Mary Jane without a care in the world! Who needs to worry about possession when you can be building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds in Minecraft? Join us and be part of the dankest community around. Plus, our PvP battles are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re floating on a cloud of smoke. So come on, join us and let’s blaze it up together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StickShift80sKarate

    StickShift80sKarate
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 9071
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 22 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Animals Bred: 67

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn karate like the karate kid!!! we got senseis who will teach u how to wax on, wax off while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

    we even have a secret dojo where u can challenge other players to epic karate battles to see who is the ultimate karate master of the server.

    plus, if u join now, u get a free bonsai tree to decorate ur virtual minecraft house with. so come on, join now and become the karate king of the minecraft world!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AntidepressantDropOutsCraft

    AntidepressantDropOutsCraft
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 6495
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 6 New Chunks Explored: 727859
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Valley Prison

    Valley Prison
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 391
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Valley Prison, a Minecraft server offering a unique prison experience with pickaxe upgrades, plots, and prestige ranks. Explore the depths of our mines and upgrade your tools to uncover valuable resources.

    Claim your plot in our community and showcase your creativity through custom builds. Progress through prestige ranks to unlock special perks and privileges, advancing your status within the prison.

    Participate in auctions to buy and sell items, and take on quests for rewards and reputation boosts. Access exclusive Donor Kits and earn rewards from the Vote Crate to enhance your gameplay.

    Engage in thrilling PvP Warzone events to earn tokens and showcase your combat skills. After achieving 15 prestiges, unlock freedom to explore the expansive open world beyond the prison confines.

    Valley Prison offers an immersive and competitive environment for players seeking adventure and progression within Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where mining, building, and PvP challenges await at every turn.

    play.valleyprison.com

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  • ColaMC

    ColaMC
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 3155
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Potions Brewed: 131 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are a starting Minecraft server, so far we only have a survival game mode, we will expand in the future, play along via Java and Bedrock!

    play.colamc.eu

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  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES |  1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 5558
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Runes Activated: 6 Void Armor Forged: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    grki.vanillaboxmc.ru

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  • Lava Craft

    Lava Craft
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 8158
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Emeralds Found: 2096
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Falling into the Void: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Lava Craft Now and experience something different.with out wide range of mini games such as mob arena, hunger games, parkour and many more win ingame money and cool items.Also check out our epic ranks to make your survival mode even better.

    lavacraft.apexmc.co:25620

    New Minecraft Server
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