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  • Order Up! Minecraft SMP

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  • XboxXpert Minecraft Server

    XboxXpert Minecraft Server

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    InflationCraft SMP – “GovernmentSpendingGoneWild”

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have some of the most brilliant minds from Australia coming together to debunk inflation…oh, and an American Jew economist too because why not? Join us if you want to witness intense debates about economic theories while building epic structures made out of virtual blocks. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. So come join us and be a part of this wacky world where even the most serious topics can turn into a hilarious adventure!

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    Remember that time you built a pillow fort so epic, it could withstand a tornado? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft! Our server is like a virtual playground where you can let your imagination run wild and relive all your favorite childhood memories.

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  • BidenCraft: Hit Russian Targets!

    BidenCraft: Hit Russian Targets!

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    LatinaCraft Minecraft Server

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  • BrazilianBlockParty Minecraft SMP

    BrazilianBlockParty Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only movies we watch are the ones set in Brazil! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden temple in the jungle biome. Inside, they found a magical DVD player that only played Brazilian movies. As they watched, they were transported into the world of the films, where they had to navigate through samba dancing zombies and giant talking toucans. It was a wild ride, but they emerged victorious and with a newfound love for Brazilian cinema. So if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and watch some truly unique films, come join us on our server! Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in the world of Brazilian movies!

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