presidential decision – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

UkraineCraft: No More Biden’s Restrictions
arms control, biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global implications, international relations, long-range weapons, military aid, peace negotiations, presidential decision, restrictions, security measures, strategic alliances, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, White House
haha so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even Biden is talkin bout it! he was like “yo we gotta end Ukraine long-range weapons restrictions so we can all join this server and have a blast!”
u know why u gotta join this server? cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, we got dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and we got a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the wildest parties!
plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. ain’t that cool? so come on, join this server and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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Eternal Void’s Realm 1.21.3
1.21.3, arousal, awkward, clitoris stimulation, Cum, desire, ETERNAL, Exploration, female anatomy, Female Pleasure, Finger, fingering, girl, Intimacy, love, Lust, Realm, sexual curiosity, sexual desire, sexual experience, sexual satisfaction, taboo, Vagina, VOIDS
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more exciting than fingering a girl for the first time! Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about those awkward feelings. Plus, our gameplay is so stimulating, it’ll have you cumming back for more every time! Don’t miss out on the clitoris stimulation of a lifetime, join us now!

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YogaCraft Minecraft Server
ACCUSATION, Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, Drama, Friend, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Maturity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationships, Relaxation, response, self-care, Server, Support, text message, Trust, yoga, YogaCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of F26 who started doing yoga and ended up in a crazy love triangle!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you receive a text from a friend accusing you of stealing their virtual boyfriend. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form! Will you defend your honor or stir up even more chaos? The choice is yours on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret alliances, epic battles, and friendships tested to the limits. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such intense drama? Join now and be part of the madness – just remember to keep your virtual relationships drama-free!

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BlockyBigotry
American beauty standard, Apology, beauty standards, BlockyBigotry, Chinese American, Chinese beauty standard, Confrontation, crew team, Cultural differences, discrimination, ethnicity, misunderstanding, parents, Principal, private school, racism, racist, sunscreen, Tanned
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting tanned is the sand on our beaches! Join us for a sun-soaked adventure filled with epic builds and crazy shenanigans.
Imagine rowing your way through pixelated waters, with your crew team by your side. But watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to ruin your perfect tan! And speaking of tans, we fully support all beauty standards, whether you want to be as pale as a ghost or as bronzed as a baked potato.
Don’t worry about any accusations of racism here, because we embrace all ethnicities and backgrounds. In fact, we encourage you to express your unique beauty standards, whether it’s rocking a tan or staying as fair as a snowflake.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! And don’t worry about your principal or parents getting mad – they’ll be too busy trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you in-game, and remember, tan lines are just the start of your epic adventure!

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SubredditSneakz
Entertainment, Favorite, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure addiction, guilty pleasure browsing, guilty pleasure community, guilty pleasure forum, guilty pleasure obsession, guilty pleasure subreddit, guilty pleasure subreddit list, guilty pleasure subreddit recommendations, hidden gem subreddit, internet guilty pleasure, niche subreddit, Online Community, online guilty pleasure, secret subreddit, subreddit, subreddit addiction, subreddit obsession, SubredditSneakz
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Reddit addicts out there!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Want to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding penguins who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their dastardly plans? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in your guilty pleasure of epic proportions. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

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CeliblockGayLand
acceptance, catholic church, catholicism, Celibacy, CeliblockGayLand, church doctrine, Church policy, clergy, discrimination, equal rights, Gay priests, Homosexuality, inclusion, italy, LGBTQ, Moral values, religious tolerance, sexual orientation, social progress, Vatican, Vatican City
So like, dis Minecraft server is like, da bomb diggity, ya know? We got gay priests from da Vatican chillin in Italy, but only if dey stay celibate while playin Minecraft. It’s like a whole new level of holy Minecraft fun, ya feel me? Come join us and see if you can resist da temptation to build a rainbow castle with your fellow celibate priests. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

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CraftyRx – The Blockbuster Pharmacy
blockbuster, Cigna, conflicts of interest, conglomerates, CraftyRx, CVS, healthcare costs, healthcare industry, healthcare providers, healthcare services, healthcare system, humana, insurance companies, medication access, medication management, patient care, pharmaceuticals, pharmacies, pharmacy, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drugs, UnitedHealth Group, US patients
join this cray cray minecraft server where we have pharmacy benefit managers running around negotiating access to imaginary medicines for all the players. they will steer you to use their own imaginary pharmacies, which are part of conglomerates like CVS, UnitedHealth Group, Cigna, and Humana. but watch out, cuz they may create conflicts of interest and try to steal all your diamonds! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness of our crazy pharmacy-themed world!

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2TMC

2TMC, Active, Additional mods, Chaos, Chat, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Friendly, hermitcraft, Mods, NA, Plugins, smp, Streamer, Terrain generation, Terrain generation mods, Vanilla, voice channels, Whitelist, YouTuber

2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Community	21+ friendly community
Mods	Terrain generation mods and data packs to enhance vanilla experience
Discord	Voice chat on Discord required

Data Packs

Anti Enderman Grief
AFK Messages
Name Formatting Station

Fabric Mods

Armor Poser
Simple Voicechat
Enhanced Groups

Required Fabric Mods

Armor Poser
No Chat Reports
Xaeros Minimap

Server Rules

Be Respectful
No Griefing or Cheating
English Only Chat
Non-Destructive Pranks Allowed

Joining the Server

If you are interested in joining, please fill out the application form.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 years or older to join the 2TMC server.
Are voice chat and Discord mandatory?	Yes, voice chat on Discord is required for communication on the server.
Can I use hacked clients on the server?	No, hacking or the use of hacked clients is prohibited on the server.

Silly Grin Realm 1.20
dumb, Grin, long tail tags, Realm, silly, Smile, stupid
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocky graphics and creepers that blow up your hard work!
We got so many crazy mods that will make your brain explode with excitement! Like, you can ride a pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes, how sick is that?
And the best part is, we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot, trust me.
Plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family – we argue, we laugh, we accidentally set each other on fire with flint and steel, it’s a blast!
So come on, join us and let’s build some epic structures, troll each other with TNT, and just have a grand old time. You won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, that’s life, right?

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Sister’sXmasUpgrade Minecraft Server
better version, Brat, christmas, Class, college student, Concert, decision, earplugs, gift, hurt feelings, Mental, Minecraft, MONEY, noise cancelling, noise reduction, room, Server, Silence, sister, SistersXmasUpgrade, study, top range, volume control
Are you tired of all the noise in your life? Do you need a break from the chaos and just want some peace and quiet? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape to a world of tranquility and build your own little oasis of calm!
Just like the college student who wanted the perfect earplugs for studying, you too can find your perfect place on our server. With customizable settings and a variety of peaceful biomes to explore, you can create the ultimate study space or just relax and unwind after a long day.
Forget about noisy concerts and loud events – on our server, you can control the volume and create your own serene environment. And don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings by wanting something better – here, we encourage you to prioritize your own needs and desires.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of tranquility in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that escaping the noise could be so much fun?

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NoGambleFamCashTwice
401k loan, declined loan, difficult situation, dwindling savings, family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial help, guilty conscience, lottery ticket, negative bank account, NoGambleFamCashTwice, online slots, personal finances, problem gambler, restructuring debt, savings account, Slot machine, tough decision, unemployed
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt of not lending money to your slot machine addicted sister! Join us and build your own virtual empire, where you can watch your savings dwindle in the form of diamond blocks and golden apples.
Explore our virtual world and help restructure your sister’s debt by mining for resources and trading with other players. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and be able to pay off her online slot debts in no time!
Don’t worry about being the A (the Asshole), because in this Minecraft server, everyone is family. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s build a world where financial responsibility is just a block away!

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