so, like, u know how lebanon is all like, who’s gonna be president n stuff? well, come join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and craziness u need to distract u from real life politics! forget about hezbollah, come build ur own presidential palace and rule over ur own virtual country! plus, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests that will make u feel like a real-life spy. join now for a wild ride of political intrigue and blocky adventures!
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HezbollahCraft Minecraft Server
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HarrisCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!
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Vote4Prez Minecraft SMP
Forget about the real world politics, join our Minecraft SMP where the only president you need to worry about is the president of the Chicken Army! That’s right, our server is ruled by a fierce chicken who wears a crown made of diamonds and commands an army of feathered warriors. Will you join forces with the Chicken Army or will you dare to challenge their rule? The fate of the server is in your hands, so choose wisely and may the clucks be ever in your favor!
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BidenOutNow2024
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with a group of elite players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Minecraft master. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds or stumble upon the fabled Notch’s hidden treasure. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of times we’ve respawned after falling into lava.
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PresiConvictCraft
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and questionable decisions!On our server, felons not only can run for President, but they are also the only ones allowed to vote! That’s right, we like to keep things interesting and shake up the status quo. Who knows, maybe the next President will be a creeper in disguise!
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft universe!
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CognitiveCraft2020
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where trump and biden are like, fighting it out in a cognitive test, but then trump gets all confused and starts calling the doctor by the wrong name, like, what a plot twist, amirite? join our server for all the wacky shenanigans and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll never know what crazy stuff will happen next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, but in a fun way, ya know? come join us and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you will, but who hates fun and laughter, amirite? come on, join us now and let the craziness begin!