hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!
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UkrainianLandWars
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RomanianRightMC Server
so, like, u know how romanian far-right presidential dude was all like “i wanna be prez” but then the european court was like “nah fam, u aint gettin that seat”? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server where u can build ur own presidential palace and rule over ur own pixelated empire, then u gotta join this server! we got crazy events like zombie apocalypses and giant chicken invasions, plus u can ride on llamas and shoot fireworks out of ur butt (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?). so come join us and leave all that political mess behind, cuz in this server, u can be king (or queen) of ur own world!
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VenezuelaCraft Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU COULD WIN $100K FROM VENEZUELA’S GOVERNMENT JUST FOR FINDING OUR OPPOSITION’S PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND FIGHT GIANT CHICKENS FOR EPIC LOOT!
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!
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YoonCraft: No Summons, Just Fun!
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of Yoon Suk Yeol out of diamond blocks! he rejects all summons because he’s too busy playing on our server, duh. we’re so cool, we even have our own martial law investigation going on. join now to be a part of the chaos and mayhem! YOLO!
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BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers
haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!
we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!
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BlockyScandalCraft
are you tired of boring minecraft servers with nothing but boring old blocks? well, come join our server where the blocks are made of pure GOLD and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a fancy party!we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and they are always throwing wild llama parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!
rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk!
join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the evil professor who is secretly a llama in disguise and is always trying to steal your diamonds!
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HarrisFundraiserMC Server
so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat do the moonwalk. it’s like a crazy circus up in here, man.we also got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even a dragon egg. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.
oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to wear your fireproof armor.
plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a real-life pokemon gym, but with more explosions.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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VoteCraft2024: Kamala’s Quest
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge Kamala Harris to a build battle for the presidency! Who needs politics when you can have a blast in our crazy Minecraft world? So come on down and vote for fun on our server!
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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old politicians who can barely stand up, let alone run a country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world madness! Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Plus, our server is so wild and crazy that even the most dementia-ridden candidate would feel right at home! So come on down and join the fun – who needs real politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?
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MarineCraft2022FundsScandal
lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got marine le pen gettin hit by shock probe into 2022 presidential campaign funding like whaaaat. come join us and see all the crazy drama unfold as we build and survive together. plus, our admins are all secretly aliens who will give u special powers if u join. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!