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UkrainianLandWars
hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe! -
RomanianRightMC Server
so, like, u know how romanian far-right presidential dude was all like “i wanna be prez” but then the european court was like “nah fam, u aint gettin that seat”? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server where u can build ur own presidential palace and rule over ur own pixelated empire, then u gotta join this server! we got crazy events like zombie apocalypses and giant chicken invasions, plus u can ride on llamas and shoot fireworks out of ur butt (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?). so come join us and leave all that political mess behind, cuz in this server, u can be king (or queen) of ur own world! -
VenezuelaCraft Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU COULD WIN $100K FROM VENEZUELA’S GOVERNMENT JUST FOR FINDING OUR OPPOSITION’S PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!
ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE AGAINST ZOMBIE PIGMEN AND FIGHT GIANT CHICKENS FOR EPIC LOOT!
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!
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YoonCraft: No Summons, Just Fun!
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of Yoon Suk Yeol out of diamond blocks! he rejects all summons because he’s too busy playing on our server, duh. we’re so cool, we even have our own martial law investigation going on. join now to be a part of the chaos and mayhem! YOLO! -
Redpill Me On Mike Dukakis Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have a player who once drove a tank and shot the turret gun like a boss! That’s right, we’ve got hardcore players who take Minecraft to a whole new level. Join us if you want to experience epic battles, insane adventures, and maybe even drive a tank yourself (in the game, of course). Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can top our tank-driving legend! -
4 years until Cody Rhodes becomes the Undisputed President of Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe in the power of Cody Rhodes becoming the Undisputed President of the United States of America in just 4 years! Join us on this epic journey as we build, mine, and craft our way to victory, all while cheering on Cody Rhodes as he takes over the Oval Office with his signature move, the Diamond Cutter!But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground bunker where Cody Rhodes himself trains for his future presidency by battling creepers and zombies with his bare hands. Join us and you might just catch a glimpse of him perfecting his political speeches while riding a pig through the Nether!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of history in the making as we pave the way for Cody Rhodes to become the most electrifying president the world has ever seen!
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Kamala’s Philly Party Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the energy is so lit that even Kamala Harris would be jealous! Our rallies are so hype, you’ll feel like you’re taking down Little Donnie and his crooked friends with every block you break. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, insane adventures, and non-stop laughter. Who needs politics when you can rule the virtual world with us? Come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and let’s make Minecraft great again! -
BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers
haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!
we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!
so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!
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KAMALA’s Funny Laugh Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring politicians with serious faces? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, our future president has a hilarious laugh and her name is KAMALA HARRIS! That’s right, forget about Russia, come join us for some crazy adventures and political shenanigans. Who needs boring old politicians when you can have a president who can make you laugh while mining for diamonds? Join now for a truly unique and outrageous experience! -
BlockyScandalCraft
are you tired of boring minecraft servers with nothing but boring old blocks? well, come join our server where the blocks are made of pure GOLD and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a fancy party!we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and they are always throwing wild llama parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!
rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk!
join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the evil professor who is secretly a llama in disguise and is always trying to steal your diamonds!