so like, ukraine was all like “nah trump, we gonna do our own thing” and they voted for zelensky to be president even though there was martial law going on. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when you can join our EPIC minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! who needs politics when you can build a giant taco in the sky?!
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ZelenskyCraft: Trumped Up Ukraine
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TrumpTakedownCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a chance to meet the kid who attempted to kill Trump (don’t worry, he’s now our resident prankster and keeps things interesting)! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen!
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ApologyCraft Minecraft Server
LOL COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE SERBIA’S PRESIDENT APOLOGIZING FOR ACCIDENTALLY BACKING UKRAINE’S UN RESOLUTION AS OUR MASCOT.WE HAVE A SPECIAL MINIGAME WHERE YOU CAN RECREATE THE APOLOGY SPEECH WHILE RIDING A PIG AND THROWING POTATOES AT CREEPERS.
ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT TOILET MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. WHY? BECAUSE WHY NOT.
JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH CRAZY ANTICS AND UNEXPECTED TWISTS. AND REMEMBER, ALWAYS BLAME IT ON THE BRAIN DAMAGE.
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Realm of Nations
Minecraft SMP Server – Country Roleplay
Description Join a Minecraft smp where you represent a country by becoming the president or a citizen. Battle and trade with other nations. Discord Join Discord Here FAQ
How do I join the server?
To join the server, first join the Discord linked above. From there, you will receive instructions on how to join the server.
Can I create my own country?
Yes! You can become the president of your own country or join an ongoing country as a citizen.
What activities can I do on the server?
You can participate in battles between nations, trade with other countries, build your nation, and engage in diplomacy.
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Zelensky’s Heroic Craft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner heroism just like ukraine did against russia! u will be fighting off creepers and zombies like a total boss, just like zelensky praised ukraine for their absolute heroism. join us and be a legend in the minecraft world, show off ur skills and prove u are the ultimate warrior. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the craziest battles and adventures u have ever seen! #minecraft #heroism #epicserver
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Debt-FreeCraft: No $500B or $100B
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U FREE HUGS!ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE PIGS RULE AND THE CHICKENS DANCE!
ALSO, DID I MENTION WE GOT A GIANT WATER SLIDE MADE OF LAVA? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY BUT IT’S TOTALLY SAFE, I SWEAR!
OH, AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ENDER DRAGON THAT FARTS RAINBOWS!
SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? COME JOIN US ON DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER AND LET’S HAVE SOME FUN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE
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TrudeauCraft Minecraft Server
so, liek, u know how ukrainian president say trudeau comin to ukraine on monday? well, dat got us thinkin, if trudeau can visit ukraine, then u can visit our minecraft server! we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat dance salsa. plus, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears. join now and u might even see trudeau building a giant igloo in our server! come on, eh!
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Trumpageddon Funland
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be when Trump finally kicks the bucket! Imagine the chaos and madness that will ensue as players build statues of Trump only to blow them up in celebration! Join us for the ultimate party when the time comes and let’s make Minecraft great again…in a totally ridiculous and hilarious way!
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PresidentialChaos Minecraft SMP
Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found. So like, the server owner is this ex-Navy Seal who got kicked out for sneezing too loud during a mission. He runs the server like a dictator, but in a fun way, ya know? He makes us all wear pink armor and only speak in pig Latin. It’s wild, man.But get this, if you don’t follow his orders, he sends in a squad of killer bunnies to take you out. And these bunnies are no joke, they’ve got laser eyes and can summon tornadoes. It’s like a fluffy apocalypse, bro.
And if you manage to survive the bunnies, there’s this secret underground base where the president of the server lives. He’s a llama with a top hat and monocle, and he’s always coming up with these wacky schemes to take over the world. It’s like a mix of James Bond and Dr. Seuss, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they mean business.
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Putin’s Crafty Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where trump acknowledges russia ‘attacked’ ukraine but defends putin like a boss! build your own wall to keep out those pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! team up with putin to conquer the minecraft world and show everyone who’s boss! don’t miss out on the most insane and politically incorrect minecraft server out there! join now and make minecraft great again!