LOL come join this cray cray minecraft server where we have flying pigs and hot air balloons just like Thomas Jefferson wanted in 1784!! Fly over Philadelphia like Jean Pierre Blanchard in 1793 but watch out for creepers trying to ruin your historic flight! We also have a secret underground lab where you can create potions that make you jump super high or turn into a chicken for funsies. Join now for a wacky adventure through time and space, only on this insane minecraft server!
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Jefferson’s Air Balloon Fun
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DictatorCraft Minecraft Server
join dis server if u wanna build a wall around ur house like trump! we got giant walls and u can make mexico pay for it in diamonds! also, we got a secret room where u can talk to ukrainian presidents and call them dictators just like trump did! come join the fun and make america great again in minecraft! #buildthewall #dictatorfun
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Zelensky’s DictatorCraft
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the most lit place to be, yo. Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a little story.One time, this player built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. But get this, the chicken came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere! It was like a real-life fairy tale, but with more explosions and stuff.
And another time, there was a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were breakdancing and doing the Macarena. It was so wild, even the Ender Dragon showed up and dropped sick beats with his fire breath.
Plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. And if you don’t believe me, just ask Trump. He was so amazed by this server that he forgot he called Zelensky a dictator. True story, bro.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on this epic Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.
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TaiwanCraft2020
so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthing, on dis server we got crazier stuff than trump not knowing if he gonna protect taiwan or not. we got pigs flyin’ in da sky, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap. it’s a wild ride, man. u never know what gonna happen next. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. who needs politics when u got minecraft, amirite?
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CraftyTrump’sTariffFun
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally insane and off the hook? well, look no further cuz this server is da bomb dot com, like seriously.we got pigs that fly, like, for real. and don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that makes u invincible. oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too.
plus, like, the admin is a ninja who can do backflips while fighting off creepers. it’s, like, totally epic. so, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind, then, like, u gotta join this one. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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NATOForgetMCServer
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and make alliances stronger than ukraine’s nato ambitions! forget about boring politics and dive into a world where you can battle creepers with zelensky himself! our server is so lit, even trump would want to build a tower here! so grab your pickaxe and join us for some epic minecraft fun! #buildthewall #forgetnato #minecraftforlife
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EU Screwed US Craft
so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the european union but for gamers, except we ain’t tryna screw anyone over like trump says. we all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. come join us and be part of something bigger than yourself, like a giant blocky family. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
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PresidentialGamer Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies! When you join, you’ll spawn in a magical forest where the trees drop diamonds instead of apples. And get this, the pigs can fly and the cows can do the Macarena!But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll have the chance to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the world. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the King of the Land and get a pet llama that farts rainbows.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy, wacky world! Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of adventure and laughs. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky chickens plotting to take over the world. Let’s do this, gamers! 🦄🍰🐲 #MinecraftMadness
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OligarchCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u wanna join this amazin minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread. we got unicorns flyin around, talkin cows, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate.one time, this dude named Steve built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. yeah, u heard me right, THE MOON. and then there was this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of evil llamas. it was wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of dancing pandas? they throw the best parties, let me tell ya. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. what more could u possibly want?
so come on, join us on this crazy adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, Trump said he knows some Russian oligarchs that play on our server and they’re really nice people. so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!
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ZelenskyyCraft – Big Deals Only
lol imagine if zelenskyy was actually going to visit our minecraft server for a very big deal!! like, he heard we have the best pixelated pigs in the game and he just had to come check it out. plus, trump is gonna be there too, building a wall around his house to keep out all the creepers. join us for the most epic political showdown in minecraft history, it’s gonna be yuge! #buildthewall #pixelatedpigs #zelenskyy2020