Join our server for the chance to participate in shoe-throwing events and other wacky shenanigans. We promise you’ll have a blast and maybe even become famous for being the best shoe-thrower in all of Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to troll the President in the most hilarious way possible. See you there, gamers! 🤪👟 #ShoeThrowingSMP #PresidentialTrolling #MinecraftMadness
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Zelenskiy’s Trumped Up Minecraft Server
blowup, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, Politics, president, Server, taiwan, Taiwan relations, trump, Trumped, Ukraine, united states, US tactics, world news, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiysso, like, u know that time when trump was all like “hey zelenskiy, do me a solid and investigate biden”? well, that was like sooo crazy, right? but get this, it totally made taiwan be all like “whoa, maybe we should rethink our whole strategy with the US, man”. like, they were shooketh to the core, dude.if u wanna escape all that political drama and just have a good time, then u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s like a whole new world of wackiness, man.
plus, we have this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness. legend has it that whoever wields it will have the power to turn all the zombies into dancing unicorns. how rad is that, dude?
so come on down to our server, where the only thing blowing up is the minds of our players with pure, unadulterated fun. join now and let the craziness begin!
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Zelenskiy’s Aid Minecraft Server
aid, clash, Conflict, Corruption, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Impeachment, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, national security, Politics, president, scandal, Server, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiysso like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can talk, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide.oh, and get this, our server is so lit that even Trump himself tried to pause military aid to Ukraine just to come play with us. yeah, true story. apparently he got into a heated clash with Zelenskiy because he couldn’t stop building giant golden towers in our server.
but hey, who can blame him? once you start playing on our server, you’ll never wanna leave. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base where Herobrine throws the sickest parties.
so come join us, and let’s make Minecraft great again! or something like that. just trust me, you won’t regret it. #blocklife #creepercha-cha
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UkraineCraft2020
aid, Congress, Corruption, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Halts, Impeachment, international relations, investigation, Military, Politics, president, scandal, security assistance, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2020, united states, Whistleblower, White HouseSo, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s hair and stop aid to Ukraine for no reason! We have villagers that speak in strange accents and trade only in golden carrots.Our server is so lit, you’ll be like “Ukraine who?” as you mine for diamonds in our underground caves filled with lava and creepers. And get this, our pig races are more intense than a presidential debate!
Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Ukraine aid when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Let’s make Minecraft great again!
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ZelenskyCraft: No Deals with Russia!
Alliance, coercion, Conflict, Deals, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, Négotiation, peace deal, Politics, power dynamics, president, russia, threat, trump, Ukraine, united states, Warning, world affairs, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraftcome join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own wall to keep out creepers and zombies just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! if u dont join, u might not be around very long just like zelensky if he refuses peace deal with russia! build ur own empire and make alliances with other players to take over the server! who needs politics when u have minecraft? join now before it’s too late!