so like, u know how ukraine is like, all crazy right now with the martial law and stuff? well, on this epic minecraft server, we think that Zelensky should totally be president until the end of martial law. like, imagine building your own little village while Zelensky is running the show in Ukraine. it’s gonna be wild, man. join our server and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. plus, we have like, the best virtual borscht you’ve ever tasted. trust me, it’s worth it. come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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ZelenskyCraft: President of the Blocks
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Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone
so, like, u know how vladimir putin is all like, “i’m gonna sack these four deputy defence ministers, no big deal”? well guess what, now there’s a spot open for u on our minecraft server! join us and u can be the new deputy defence minister, just like putin’s relative! maybe u can even overthrow putin and become the new russian president in minecraft world, who knows? come join the chaos and see where it takes u!
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MacronCraft: No Extremist Fever!
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, ya know? like, Macron is all like, “reject extremist fever” but we’re all about embracing the craziness here! we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows and, like, a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs.join us if you wanna ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil unicorns or build a castle out of jellybeans and cotton candy. we don’t discriminate against any players, even if you’re a potato with a dream of becoming a french fry.
so come on, join us and let’s reject that boring old normalcy and embrace the extreme fever of this totally rad Minecraft server!
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BelarusBlock Minecraft Server
so like, u know how the Armenia PM was all like “i ain’t goin to Belarus as long as that Lukashenko dude is there”? well, that’s cuz he heard about our EPIC Minecraft server and he didn’t wanna miss out on all the craziness goin on there! like, we got pigs flyin around with diamond wings, and creepers doin the cha-cha slide, it’s INSANE! plus, if u join now, u get a free llama that spits out diamonds instead of saliva, like who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that?! so come join us and let’s make Lukashenko jealous that he ain’t invited to the party!
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Zelenskyy’s Illegitimate Server
so like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. we got dragons flying around and unicorns prancing through fields of diamonds. but like, the best part is that our president is a legit unicorn named Zelenskyy. he’s so cool that even the far-right AfD in Germany called him “illegitimate” because they were jealous of his unicorn powers. but like, who cares about them when you can join our server and hang out with a legit unicorn president? come join us and boycott boring servers, man. unicorns rule!
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MacronCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. for real, it’s like a magical land of awesomeness.also, like, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. no joke, it’s like a real life fairy tale up in here.
and, like, if you join, you get a free unicorn to ride around on. yeah, that’s right, a freaking unicorn. so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic adventure?
plus, like, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that’s worth, like, a million dollars. so if you’re into getting rich quick, this is the place to be.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, for realz.
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KharkivCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge
so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server, bro? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, man. like, the other day, this dude Zelenskyy was talking about how russia totally failed to execute their new Kharkiv offensive, but like, who cares about that when you can be playing on this server, right?join us for some crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or building a giant statue of a potato in the sky. we’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll pee your pants (not really, but like, almost).
plus, the community is like, totally rad. everyone is super chill and always down for a good time. so what are you waiting for, dude? join this server now and let the madness begin!
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Vote4Blocks – Trump’s Rally Edition
Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to care about you at all, we just want you to play! Our president, Steve, will greet you with open arms and a pickaxe in hand, ready to mine some votes… I mean diamonds! So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a wild ride of blocky fun. Who needs politicians when you have creepers to worry about? Join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!
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AlienTakeMe2UrLeaderMC
If an alien showed up at your doorstep asking to be taken to your leader, you better bring them to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, because our leader is a llama named Larry who can speak 10 different languages (including alien speak, of course). Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and show that alien who the real boss is in this blocky world!
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DemocraftNormandy
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where biden asks americans to recommit to democracy in normandy cliff speech LMAO. why join? well, because biden himself will be there giving speeches on cliffs in minecraft, like, how cool is that? plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds and fight off evil creepers with biden by your side. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to recommit to democracy in the most epic way possible. let’s goooo! 🤣🔥🇺🇸