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GeneralSyrskyi’s Minecraft Server
so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we promote all our players to the rank of general just like Zelenskyy did for Syrskyi in Ukraine! you’ll be the ultimate commander-in-chief of your own blocky world, leading armies of pigs and chickens into epic battles against evil creepers and zombies. plus, you’ll get a fancy general hat to wear while you conquer the lands and build the most epic castles ever seen! join now and become the ultimate minecraft general, because why not? lolz! -
PutinCraft: AzerAdventure
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz Putin himself pulled up for a state visit in Azerbaijan and was like “yo, this server is lit, u gotta join!” like, if Putin approves, u know it’s gonna be off the chain.we got crazy builds like a giant potato house that shoots out diamonds and a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake. plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true.
and get this, every time u log on, a random celebrity will pop in to play with u. last week, Beyonce was mining diamonds with us and she was like “this server is the bomb, y’all!” like, if Beyonce approves, u know it’s gonna be poppin’.
so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and even world leaders are getting in on the action. u don’t wanna miss out, trust me.
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CraftyZelenskyy’sStronghold
so like, u know how ukraine and russia are like, not bffs? well, on this server, ukraine has a secret base in russia and they’re like, totally taking over. zelenskyy is leading the charge and he’s all like “we’re getting stronger, bros!” join this server if u wanna see ukraine kick some russian butt in minecraft. it’s gonna be epic, trust me. plus, we have free cake for all players. yum yum. come join the fun! -
CraftyRainbow Minecraft Server
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got unicorns flying around, and dragons breathing fire, and like, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.also, did we mention that the president of bulgaria signed some crazy anti-lgbtq+ law? yeah, we don’t really know what that has to do with minecraft, but it’s like, totally wild, right?
come join us on this server and be part of the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the unicorns run out of glitter!
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KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Military Adventure
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where u can be like zelensky exploring military administration in newly captured areas near kursk! u can lead ur own army of minecraft soldiers and gain ground on ur enemies! build epic forts, wage epic battles, and conquer the land like a true minecraft warrior! join now for a wild ride u won’t forget! -
ZelenskyCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN BE LIKE ZELENSKY FIGHTING INSIDE RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE A REAL HERO!!! COME JOIN US AND BE A PART OF THE MADNESS!!! WHO NEEDS CNN WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN IN MINECRAFT??? #ZelenskyWho? #MinecraftWarrior -
KurskCraft: Zelenskiy’s Weapon Quest
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight like zelenskiy in the kursk offensive but with pickaxes and swords instead of guns!!! we need all the help we can get to lift restrictions on weapons use and conquer the land!!! build your own base and defend it from enemies, or team up with other players to raid their bases and steal their diamonds!!! who needs guns when you have a diamond sword?? join now and be a part of the most intense battle for survival in minecraft history!!! -
UkraineCraft Server – Putin’s Worst Nightmare
Yo, so like, you know that one time when Ukraine’s president was just like, “Yo, we totally just did a sneaky sneak onto Russian soil”? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is all about. We’re all about pulling off the most epic, daring military incursions onto other players’ lands. It’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with blocks and swords. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner ninja and show off your mad sneaking skills. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our epic missions. So come on, join us and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next master of stealth in the Minecraft world. Let’s do this!

