so like, imagine this: you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you get a call from trump himself, talkin bout greenland and stuff. turns out, he wants to trade greenland for diamonds in the game! like, what even is that?! join our server and you might just get a call from a world leader tryna make some crazy deals in minecraft. who knows what will happen next! come join the fun and see where this wild ride takes you!
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CraftyGreenlandLOL
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GreenlandGriefCraft
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. it’s crazy, dude.one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as their god. it was bananas, bro. people were offering sacrifices of chicken nuggets and golden apples.
and get this, there’s a secret underground lair where players have dance parties with skeletons and zombies. they even have a DJ creeper droppin’ sick beats. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? players have to find the hidden diamond blocks before the evil llama king steals them all. it’s a race against time, dude.
so, like, come join the fun, bro. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, you might even run into herobrine sippin’ on a pumpkin spice latte. don’t miss out, man.
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CraftyTrump’s Aid Freeze: Ukraine Unfrozen!
join our server and build a wall to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to keep out the immigrants! but don’t worry, our server is very inclusive and welcomes all players, even if you’re a zombie or a skeleton!rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off. but be careful, his moves are killer!
we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items and treasure, but watch out for the lava pits and traps set by the evil ender dragon!
come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. who needs foreign aid when you have a server this epic?!
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CanalCraft: Panama’s Revenge
so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where the president of Panama is like, totally obsessed with this canal and he’s all like “i will take back the canal from trump!!” it’s like a total drama llama show up in here, but don’t worry cuz the canal is safe and sound on this server.join us for some epic minecraft adventures where you can build your own canal, trade with villagers, and maybe even start a war with other players over who gets control of the canal. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on. come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
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Zelensky’s Blocky Banhammer Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have zelensky as our admin and he’s imposing sanctions on all the pro-russian propagandists trying to ruin our fun! watch as they get banned left and right for spreading fake news about our server being anything less than AMAZING. come build with us and help zelensky keep the peace in our virtual world. plus, rumor has it that if you defeat a propagandist in a pvp battle, you’ll unlock a secret weapon that shoots out propaganda-busting lasers. join now and be a hero in the fight against fake news!
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White House Office vs. Social Media Sale
yo, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server so lit that even the president wants in on the action? well, our server is so poppin’ that we got an office in the White House, no cap! imagine building your blocky empire while rubbing elbows with world leaders, it’s like playing minecraft in the oval office, fam!not only that, but our server is so fire that even our competitors are shook. they tried to buy us out, but we said nah, we doin’ our own thing. now they gotta sell their social media platform just to try and compete with us. talk about desperate, amirite?
so come join the craziest, most lit minecraft server out there. build, mine, and flex on your enemies while living that presidential lifestyle. who needs the real world when you got a blocky paradise like ours? come thru and see for yourself, you won’t wanna leave, trust.
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CraftyCreeperz
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE IF TRUMP WAS PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT AND HE SAID “YEAH ISRAEL, GO FIGHT HAMAS IF DEY ACTIN’ UP” HAHAHAHAHAHA. WE GOT CRAZY PVP BATTLES LIKE ISRAEL VS HAMAS BUT WITH BLOCKS AND DIAMOND SWORDS. COME JOIN DA FUN AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA WINNER, ISRAEL OR HAMAS?! 😂🤣🔥🗡️ #TRUMPAPPROVED #BLOCKWARFARE #ISRAELVS HAMAS
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ElonCraft2020
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness the epic showdown between Trump and Elon Musk as they battle it out in a virtual world where anything can happen. Will Trump call Elon “Rocket Man Jr.” or “Space Cadet”? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join the fun and see what outrageous adventures await you!
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CraftySlavRejectsPrezHandshake
so liek, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got slovak students wearin ukrainian symbols runnin around like crazy peeps, refusin to shake hands with the president and causin all sorts of drama. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers blowin stuff up. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.
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MexiCraft GunBan Campaign
come join our epic minecraft server where we are trying to get rid of all the guns on the streets just like mexico’s president! we have a special minigame where you have to collect as many guns as possible and throw them into a volcano to save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! also, our server is filled with tacos and sombreros for all your mexican cravings while you play. vamos amigos!