IP: ZelenskyyBlowup.About.WhiteHouse
join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.
plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).
so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?
Our server is a safe haven for all gamers, whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob. We believe in letting people play their own way, without any interference from random strangers who think they know best. Plus, we have a strict “no finger-pointing in faces” policy, so you can game in peace without any aggressive gym husbands getting up in your business.
So come on over and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – even if you’re still figuring out how to adjust your virtual bike seat!
We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil unicorns. And get this, if you find the legendary diamond sword hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant banana statue on top of Mount Everest, a portal to the land of talking chickens will open up. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that adventure!
So come on over to our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft legend. Hulk Hogan approved!
One time, I was swimming with the white sharks and they were like, “Hey, wanna join our gang?” And I was like, “Heck yeah, I wanna be a shark gang member!” So now I’m like, the coolest shark in the ocean, all thanks to this server.
And get this, the white sharks have their own little societies and stuff. Like, one group is all about fashion and they have the most stylish fins you’ve ever seen. Another group is like, super into music and they have underwater raves every weekend. It’s wild, man.
So, if you wanna swim with the coolest white sharks around and be part of their crazy underwater world, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a total blast.
SEASON 2!
Launched 07/06/24
Hiiii Fellow Minecrafters!
Greetings from the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for some new players to embark on some epic journeys with us. A little bit of creativity, a little bit of exploration. Mayhaps a little bit of chaos. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an avid explorer, just like to hang out – or lurk, our server has a place for a little bit of everything.
Fantasy Build Contest Event – Happening Now! Join the Discord for details and prizes!
Discord: https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr
A full list of plug-ins and features can be found on our Discord, but here’s a taste:
| Plugin/Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| McMMO | Enhances gameplay with RPG elements |
| Economy | Allows players to buy and sell items |
| Jobs | Players can choose and complete jobs for rewards |
| Warps | Offers easy teleportation to community locations |
| Veinminer | Makes mining more efficient |
| /sethome | Set a home location for easy return |
| /rtp | Randomly teleport to explore new areas |
| Cosmetic Ranks/Roles | Based on playtime, Master rank gets an extra home! |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, any form of hacking is not allowed and will result in a ban. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited. |
| How can I participate in the Fantasy Build Contest Event? | Join the Discord for details and prizes. |
| Are there rules for PvP? | PvP must always be consensual, no exceptions. |
But beware, the giant hands are a mystery and no one knows where they came from. Some say they were created by a mad scientist who wanted to see how players would react to such a bizarre challenge. Others believe they are a result of a glitch in the game that can only be fixed by completing a series of ridiculous tasks.
Join us if you dare to test your skills in this strange and unpredictable world. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate claw machine champion and crush all the oranges in sight!
Imagine a world where a player’s husband had a secret affair that resulted in a secret love child, and now they all live under one roof in a soap opera-esque saga. Will they reconcile? Will the kids accept their new sibling? Will the wife ever truly forgive her husband? Only time will tell on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles over second-hand store clothes, dramatic confrontations over stolen birthday presents, and emotional outbursts that will make you question your own sanity. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!
Our server is so magical, it’ll make your pregnancy and childbirth experiences look like a walk in the park. No hyperemesis gravidarum here, just pure fun and excitement!
Join us and leave the metallic taste of work drama behind. Who needs ladies nights when you can have block-building nights with us? Say goodbye to awkward team lunches and hello to a community that’s always got your back.
So come on over and escape the real world for a while. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, you’re always the MVP (Most Valuable Player)!
