president trump Minecraft Servers

President Trump

  • Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server

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    so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Donald Trump himself pops into the game and is like, “nah, Australia, no exemption for you!” But don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got you covered. Join us and build the biggest, most beautiful wall to keep out any pesky tariffs. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are experts at dodging political drama and just wanna have a good time. So come on over and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • UkraineCraft Server: “Survive Trump”

    UkraineCraft Server: “Survive Trump”

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    So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Trump said Ukraine “may not survive” but our server is, like, the ultimate survival challenge, ya know? Like, you gotta build the craziest bases and fight off mobs like your life depends on it. Plus, we got this insane story where the Ender Dragon is actually Trump’s pet dragon and he’s trying to take over the server. It’s wild, man. So come join us and show Trump that Ukraine ain’t got nothin’ on us!

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  • UkraineCraft Server: Trump’s Toughest Challenge

    UkraineCraft Server: Trump’s Toughest Challenge

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    so, like, u know how trump is always talkin bout russia and stuff, well turns out ukraine is, like, even harder to deal with, man. but, like, on this minecraft server, ukraine is, like, the easiest thing ever. u can build ur own wall to keep out all the ukrainians, or u can, like, make friends with them and trade resources. it’s a crazy world out there, man. come join us and see for urself. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next president of minecraftia. lol.

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  • TrumpTNTBlowup-Minecraft SMP

    TrumpTNTBlowup-Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit and you should join because like, there’s this secret diamond mine that only the chosen ones can find. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. So like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server? It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros.

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  • TrumpSMP: NATONoMore?! Minecraft SMP

    TrumpSMP: NATONoMore?! Minecraft SMP

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    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s gonna be lit AF! Like, imagine if President Trump was a Minecraft player and he was all like “I’m reducing military aid to Ukraine because I gotta focus on building my epic castle in Minecraft!” And then he’s like “NATO? More like NAtOObz, I’m gonna go solo in this SMP world, who needs alliances anyway?!”

    So, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this crazy world where alliances are constantly shifting and everyone is just trying to build the biggest, baddest base ever. Plus, there’s gonna be epic battles and drama like you wouldn’t believe. Who needs real world politics when you can have Minecraft drama, am I right?

    So come join us and be part of this insane world where anything can happen, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! #MinecraftSMP2020 #BuildThatWall (out of obsidian, of course) 🤣🤪🎮🔥

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  • PutinCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!

    PutinCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!

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    join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret base where we plan to take down putin with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. president trump himself endorses us and says we should spend less time worrying about putin and more time joining our server to defeat him. come join us and be a part of history in the making, as we embark on this crazy mission to save the world from the evil clutches of putin. plus, we have free cookies for all new members! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show putin who’s boss!

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  • ZelenskyCraft: No Apologies!

    ZelenskyCraft: No Apologies!

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    so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Zelensky is like building a secret base in Minecraft and Trump is trying to find it but keeps getting lost in the mines. it’s like a wild goose chase, bro. and like, if you join, you can help Zelensky hide his base and prank Trump by building fake bases all over the place. it’s gonna be a riot, dude. so come join us and be part of the madness!

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  • CraftyZelenskyUS

    CraftyZelenskyUS

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    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep everywhere. and get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to funky beats? it’s lit, fam.

    plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of his wand. true story, bro.

    come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • ZelenskyNotReady4Peace

    ZelenskyNotReady4Peace

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    so like, u know how president trump is always causin’ drama? well, on this server, u can be just like him! accuse other players of not bein’ ready for peace in the minecraft world! start fake wars and make alliances, just like a real politician! join now and show everyone who’s the boss in this crazy minecraft server! who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • CraftyCommies: Trump’s Ukraine U-turn aids China

    CraftyCommies: Trump’s Ukraine U-turn aids China

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than president trump’s foreign policy! ukraine, china, who knows what’s next! we have so many surprises, you’ll be like “what just happened?!”

    our server is so lit, it’s like china winning the olympics every day! western officials are shook by our gameplay, they can’t keep up with our level of epicness.

    join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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