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CraftyWar Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyWar, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, nuclear deal, President Macron, russia, sanctions, Server, Support, Ukraine, War, Warning

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Votes:	831
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

so like, u know how Macron is all like “yo Iran, don’t be supporting Russia in their ukraine war shenanigans”? well, guess what? on our server, we don’t support no war, we just support building epic minecraft creations and having a good time. join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Macron would be like “dang, that’s cool”. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, shh don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and let’s show the world that peace and creativity always win over war and destruction. peace out, gamers!

FrenchSnapElection Minecraft Server

#announcement, Campaign, decision, Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, election, EU vote, european union, France, French parliament, FrenchSnapElection, Government, lawmakers, legislative, Macron, Minecraft, policy changes, Politics, President Macron, Server, snap election, Voting

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyWifeGiftFailz

appreciation, awkward, Communication, CraftyWifeGiftFailz, Disappointment, feelings, gift giving, Girlfriend, Gratitude, guys, Honesty, Manners, Polite, Presents, reddit, relationship, Surprises, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, Wife, worst gift

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	188663	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	286	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Votes:	328

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for a chance to battle against a giant Ender Dragon that can breakdance, or team up with your friends to build a castle made entirely out of cake. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly zombies who love to dance the Macarena.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures imaginable? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WazzaniWarsMC

airstrikes, Al Wazzani, Al Wazzani town, Arab media, Attacks, border, Conflict, escalation, Friday morning, international news, Israel, Lebanon-Israel relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, ongoing situation, Reports, southern Lebanon, Tensions, violence, WazzaniWarsMC

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6187
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up towns like Al Wazzani in southern Lebanon for funsies! we got crazy attacks happening all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta see it to believe it, it’s a total blast! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

MosquitoMishapMC

Accidental, danger, deadly disease, disease transmission, Fatal, fatal consequences, health risk, insect, mosquito, mosquito bite, mosquito control, mosquito-borne illness, MosquitoMishapMC, public health, unaware, unawareness, Unintentional, Unknowingly, UNNOTICED, vector-borne disease, Virus

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Love Letters Sent:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where someone once killed a mosquito with a deadly disease and didn’t even know it? That’s right, we’ve got all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!

Join us for epic adventures, where the mobs are more scared of us than we are of them. We’ve got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and even a few Nether stars.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CellDysfunctionCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3437
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night!

Join us and experience the madness of Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest of players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Yes, you heard that right, bacon buildings! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on down to Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a block of cheese by the evil Cheese Wizard, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

MineCrafty Epiphany Server

Abuse, attention seeking, Emotional Abuse, epiphany, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, historical treatment of women, Human Behavior, Kindness, minecrafty, Misogyny, past traditions, physical abuse, psychological effects, self worth, Server, social conditioning, societal expectations, societal norms, women’s behavior, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered the secret to why women were kind and loving in the past but are now a bunch of attention-seeking whores! It turns out, it all comes down to being beaten and abused emotionally and physically – the more you treat someone like crap, the kinder they become. It’s like a reverse psychology experiment gone wrong!

Join us as we dive into the depths of human behavior and uncover the mysteries of why people act the way they do. Explore our server and enjoy the revelation, my sons. Who knew that Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining at the same time? Come join us and see for yourself!

OrthoCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, Christianity, Church, Community, Conversion, denomination, doctrine, doubt, FAITH, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, nonconformity, OrthoCraft, Orthodox, Practice, Questioning, Religion, Server, spirituality, theology, tradition, Worship

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of being a Minecraft heretic? Join our server and become a true believer in the ways of blocky Orthodoxy! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond rainbows and creeper angels roaming the land.

But beware, for the non-believers are lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your precious diamonds and turn you into a heretic. Only by joining our server can you protect yourself from their evil ways and bask in the glory of the blocky heavens.

So why aren’t you Orthodox, anon? Join our server today and let the power of the Minecraft gods guide you to victory!

LunchBoxLegends Minecraft Server

attitude, chicken salad, daughter’s appetite, disgusting lunches, family conflict, grossed out, Karen, LunchBoxLegends, Minecraft, parent complaint, parenting decision, Playground, politely handled, refusing to change, Server, sit somewhere else, smell of lunches, son’s lunch, tuna sandwich, variety in lunch, veggie wrap

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on your Minecraft server? Join our server for a variety of lunch options that will blow your mind! From tuna sandwiches to chicken salad to veggie wraps, we’ve got it all!

Just like Jack’s lunches, our server is full of surprises and variety. And if anyone tries to tell you to change your lunch, just tell them to sit somewhere else! We don’t tolerate lunch shaming here.

So come join us on the playground of Minecraft servers, where the sandwiches are delicious and the drama is always entertaining. Who knows, you might even run into a Karen or two along the way!

CraftyFamilySecrets

aita, CASE, CraftyFamilySecrets, Doctor, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, family secret, furious, Marriage, mortified, oldest sibling, Premature, private matters, Proud, rant, rules, scolded, Shaming, Siblings, Thanksgiving dinner, traditional parents

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Thanksgiving dinners? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family drama-free paradise!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family with your partner (also a doctor) without any judgment from traditional parents. Build a cozy virtual home together and live happily ever after, without anyone nagging you about getting married.

And if anyone tries to bring up your personal life, just casually drop some fake medical knowledge like the premature baby case to shut them up. Trust us, it works like a charm!

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a traditional family when you can have a virtual one filled with love, laughter, and plenty of Minecraft blocks to build with? Join now and start living your best drama-free life!

Loading Life Minecraft Server

advice, deep thoughts, encouragement, Existential, inspiration, introspection, Life, life lessons, life tips, Loading, loading screen, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, Philosophical, positivity, quotes, Reflection, self improvement, Server, Thought-provoking, wisdom

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Emeralds Found:	2133
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Tip #1: “Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens!”
Tip #2: “Explore our server’s enchanted forests and discover a secret portal to a land of talking cows and dancing sheep!”
Tip #3: “Join our server and become a master builder, creating towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks and obsidian!”
Tip #4: “Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control the weather!”
Tip #5: “Join our server for a chance to participate in weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made of emeralds and rubies!”

MineCraftMania

adulting, advice for teens, consequences of actions, critical thinking, Decision making, delayed gratification, future consequences, habits, life lessons, Long-term impact, Maturity, mindfulness, MinecraftMania, personal development, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, setting priorities., Time management

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ores Mined:	5176
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1276
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig through a maze of exploding chickens, battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot, or even building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can boogie down with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).