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CraftyPutinTrump2020
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VenezuelaHQRaiders
come join our epic minecraft server where we have masked men ransacking everything but in a funny way like they just want to steal all the diamonds and gold blocks haha. we also have a crazy story where the president is actually a rival who got elected by building the biggest dirt house in the land. so come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even become the next president by building the biggest dirt house too!
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EuroCraft: IranPrezReady
hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, dis server is so lit u gonna wanna build ur virtual house right next to mine. why should u join? well let me tell u a lil story.once upon a time, the iranian president-elect was playin on dis server and he was like “wow dis server is so cool, i wanna set relations with europe on the right path just like dis server is doin for me.” and then he built a giant statue of a creeper in the middle of spawn and everyone was like “wow, dis guy knows how to have a good time.” so if u wanna be like the iranian president-elect and have a blast on an epic minecraft server, then u gotta join dis one. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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UkraineAidCutoffByTrump
so, liek, u kno how trump is all liek “i’m gonna cut off aid to ukraine” and stuff? well, on this server, we got a whole town dedicated to ukraine! u can be the hero they need and save them from trump’s wrath! build houses, farms, and even a giant statue of a potato to honor their culture! join now and show trump who’s boss in this wacky minecraft adventure! also, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. just sayin’.