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| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3774 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7028 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 731 |
LOL this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of bacon! Why join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. And guess what? That chicken is a mod on this server! Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) Let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
