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Dad’s DIY Minecraft Server

bookshelf building, bookshelf project, communication problems, Dads, diy, do it yourself, family dynamics, father-da-law, fixing things, handyman, home improvement, husband help, husband involvement, husband troubles, Minecraft, project management, relationship issues, Server, woodworking, woodworking mistakes, woodworking project, woodworking skills

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Love Letters Sent:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t have to deal with incompetent husbands trying to fix things!

Join us and build your own bookshelf without any interference from clueless partners. No more cutting the wrong pieces of wood or starting arguments over DIY projects.

Our server is a safe haven for all those who just want to relax and build to their heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where you can truly be in control of your creations.

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks, not your sanity!

VirtueCraft: MIL Drama Edition

baby names, common names, dismissive behavior, Drama, Edition, expectations for children, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, Family Values, grace, high expectations, judgmental comments, MIL, MIL drama, popular names, pressure to live up to a name, rude behavior, Serenity, understanding MIL, virtue names, virtue names controversy, VirtueCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	2487

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even the ones your MIL hates! Join us for a wild adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, virtue name or not.

Need a break from your MIL’s rants about names? Come on over and escape to a world where judgmental comments don’t exist. Our server is a safe space for all, no matter what your name may be.

We even have a special Virtue Name Club where you can bond with others who share the same unique names. Swap stories about your crazy MILs and laugh about the ridiculous expectations placed on you because of your name.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your virtue name shine bright in a world full of blocky adventures and endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond named Serenity in the mines!

AwkwardCraft Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Minecraft, smp, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable encounters, uncomfortable events, uncomfortable experiences, uncomfortable incidents, uncomfortable interactions, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable scenarios, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	274	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Have you ever been stuck in a cave with a creeper staring you down, just waiting for the perfect moment to blow you to bits? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental lava bath. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve accidentally punched a villager in the face and had to run for your life from an angry mob of iron golems. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and see if you can survive the chaos!

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Towns Built:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dimension Hops:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2897	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Farms Harvested:	591	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	987

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5381
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!