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ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, gluten free options, healthier processed foods, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, high fiber, low calorie, low sodium, low sugar, mindful eating, Minecraft, minimally processed, natural ingredients, non-GMO, nutrient-dense, nutritious snacks, organic options, plant-based options, preservative-free, ProteinPopsicle, smp, Whole Foods

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

Die, Minecraft, Shades, suffer, young

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Items Found:	3670
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
New Chunks Explored:	252788	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

2024.., animated series, Anime, azu, Azumanga, azumanga daioh, classic, comedy, Coming of Age, Crafty, Daily Life, friendship, high school, humor, iconic series, Japanese culture, Manga, Manga adaptation, nostalgic, quirky characters, school life, Schoolgirls, Server, slice of life

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9611	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

Blockheads, career development, career paths, employment, Guessing, job descriptions, job duties, job market, job performance, job promotions, job qualifications, job responsibilities, job roles, job satisfaction, Job Search, job titles, Minecraft, occupation, Players, Profession, PROFESSIONAL, speculation, work history

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchantments Applied:	164	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

game development, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hey hey people, indie developers, indie game community, indie game creators, indie game culture, indie game developers, indie game enthusiasts, indie game fans, Indie Game Industry, indie game movement, indie game revolution, indie game scene, indie game supporters, indie games, indie gaming, PALS, PIXEL, playhouse, savior of indie games, video games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	152
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchantments Applied:	73
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

american history, battlefield, battlefield tour, Civil, civil war, Confederate Army, Crafty, famous quotes, Gettysblocks, gettysburg, hindsight, historical landmark, historical site, lesson learned, military strategy, military tactics, mistakes in war, Observation, Pennsylvania, robert e. lee, strategic errors, Union Army, uphill battle, War, war memorial

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Votes:	9340
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

Argument, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, Boyfriend, boyfriends, cheap out, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., Drama, Drool, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliates, Humiliation, party guests, PartyPvP, Public, public humiliation, relationship, relationship problems, roast, roastie, roasties, rule, social event

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Animals Bred:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

America, animation, Anime, cartoons, criticism, cultural influence, culture, Edition, Entertainment, Japan, Manga, Media, national pride, North Korea, patriotism, pixelated, Reflection, self reflection, self-criticism, societal norms, Stereotypes, storytelling, Weeb’s

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Animals Bred:	32	Ores Mined:	5959
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

creeper, cuisine, Cunt, Meals, serving, succulent

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Enchantments Applied:	185	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

MagicMinecraftMadness

Beliefs, control, culture, discrimination, FANTASY, fear, HATED, History, ignorance, Magic, MagicMinecraftMadness, misunderstanding, persecution, power, prejudice, society, Stereotypes, Supernatural, superstition, taboo, witchcraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchantments Applied:	252	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where magic is frowned upon and shunned by society? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, magic is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us and unleash your inner wizard, casting spells and brewing potions to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of majestic creatures who roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Ride a unicorn into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a dragon who hoards all the rarest treasures in the land? Defeat the dragon in an epic battle and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where magic reigns supreme and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to why magic is so hated in the first place!

Blocky Banter Buddies

ai, appreciation, audio memes, audiobook, banter, Bed.., blocky, Buddies, currymunching, Dune, English, europoor, Frank Herbert, Languages, morning, pajeet memes, Requests, Thread, Training, tts generator

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	4198	Ores Mined:	1156
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1767	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥