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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3516 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.
But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).
So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!