Presents MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SarcasticHub – Is that fine?

hard work, jokes, Fights, harmless fun, children

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a pillowcase full of presents on Christmas Eve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts all year round.

Our server is so amazing, it will make your spouse jealous of the time you spend on it. Imagine the joy of building your dream world while avoiding fights with your significant other over silly jokes.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where harmless fun is the name of the game. Who needs real presents when you can have virtual ones on our server? Join now and start unwrapping the fun!

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ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

santa, Surprises, chimney, milk, Magic

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

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SisGrief Minecraft Server

Poor, emotional turmoil, college student, SisGrief, Future

Are you tired of dealing with crazy family drama like a soap opera on steroids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you won’t have to worry about your sister stealing your car or telling you she wishes you were dead.

On our server, you can build your dream car out of blocks and drive it around without fear of it getting wrecked by a reckless sibling. Plus, you can give virtual presents to your online friends without any drama or tears.

So, leave the family drama behind and join our server for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to bad grammar and hello to LOLs!

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SantaSMPBeliever

reindeer, Magic, proof, BELIEF, tradition

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because Santa is actually a secret admin on the server! I know, crazy right? He flies around on his sleigh giving out diamonds and enchanted gear to all the good players. I mean, who needs a Christmas tree when you can have a diamond block tree in your base, am I right?

But wait, it gets even better. The Easter Bunny is also a mod on the server and he hides special loot chests all over the map. And don’t even get me started on the Tooth Fairy, she trades enchanted books for your extra teeth. I mean, who needs a dentist when you can just trade your teeth for OP gear?

So yeah, if you want to experience the magic of Christmas, Easter, and losing teeth all year round, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s a wild ride.

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NoXmasGifts4DaughterFam

Presents, Stepbrother, grandmother, family, dislike

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your grandma can’t passive-aggressively exclude your step-siblings from Christmas presents! Build a virtual fortress to keep out all the toxic family members, or team up with friends to stage a virtual intervention. Who needs real-life drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and leave the family feuds behind!

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The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, celebration, tradition, christmas, Jew Santa

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

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Mom’s Minecraft Server: No Dad Gifts

dad, Mental load, Marriage, Gifts, overwhelmed

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of carrying the entire Christmas load? Look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of doing all the work while your husband plays games in the basement. Our server is the perfect escape for those who want to vent about their lazy partners while building epic structures in a virtual world. Plus, we have a special holiday event where you can wrap virtual gifts and send them to your spouse in-game, just to remind them of all the hard work you do. So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

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Gifts4MeXmasSMP

Splurge, self-reward, Presents, Christmas shopping, personal gifts

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns who poop rainbows and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds! I know, right?! And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP ever! You won’t regret it, I swear on my collection of enchanted rubber chickens.

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CraftyChristmasWish

Gratitude, family, christmas, Hope, celebration

Are you dreaming of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your wildest Christmas wishes come true!

Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.

But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.

So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?

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HubbylessGiftsCraft

Expectations, Pregnancy, Communication, teamwork, Presents

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

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