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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4764 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Emeralds Found: | 3150 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Votes: | 2471 |
we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to build a giant sandcastle but it got attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it was wild, man.
plus, we have the best parties in the nether realm. like, last week we had a disco party with glowstone blocks and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it was lit, literally.
so come join us and let’s kick some jihadi butt together! #minecraftforlife #saynotojihadis