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PandemicCraft: Hydroxy & Ivermectin Frenzy
so, like, u know how u can like, totally go on this minecraft server and like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, u can also like, totally use hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin to, like, fight off covid-19 in the game! like, how crazy is that? u can be, like, a superhero in minecraft and save all the villagers from the virus with these totally real and effective meds!and get this, the mobs in the game are, like, super scared of hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, so u can, like, totally use them to defeat all the zombies and creepers and stuff! it’s, like, the ultimate power-up in the game! so, come join our server and be a covid-fighting hero in minecraft! it’s gonna be, like, so epic and totally insane!
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DaughterCraft: AmISensitive?
Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful adult children who mooch off of you and treat you like dirt? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise free from entitled offspring!On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do. No more justifying your grocery list or begging for help with chores – it’s all about you and your creativity!
Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to worry about borrowing money from ungrateful children again. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with disrespectful adult children.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama – because in this world, you call the shots!
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CraftyDementiaRiskMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant antidepressant pills to cure diabetic neuropathy in our diverse community of players! but watch out, cuz if you use them too long, you might start forgetting where you put your diamonds and end up with dementia like the old folks on our server. join now for a 30-50% higher chance of forgetting where you logged off! -
HateDeservedNot_MinecraftSMP
OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. The admins are like, the coolest people ever and they give out diamonds like candy, no joke.So like, the other day, I was mining for some diamonds and I accidentally dug into this secret underground base full of rare loot. And get this, it belonged to a group of evil llamas who were plotting to take over the server with their llama army. But don’t worry, I totally defeated them with my epic diamond sword and saved the day.
But that’s not even the best part. There’s this legendary player on the server who goes by the name of “ChickenMan” and he’s like, the most OP player ever. He once built a giant chicken statue that shot fireballs at anyone who dared to challenge him. It was insane.
So yeah, if you want to join this crazy Minecraft SMP and be part of all the wacky adventures, then you better hurry up and join before the llamas come back for revenge. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #ChickenManForPresident
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PremiumRefundCraft
Tired of insurance companies rejecting your claims and keeping your hard-earned money? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a refund of all your premiums if your claim gets denied!Our server is run by a group of magical unicorns who have the power to make insurance companies do whatever we want. So if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, just hop on our server and watch as those pesky insurance companies bow down to our unicorn overlords.
Plus, rumor has it that anyone who joins our server will be blessed with eternal good luck and a lifetime supply of diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to insurance woes forever!
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PutinCraft Minecraft Server
Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where Putin is trying to manipulate Trump but it’s all good cuz we got Ukraine holding it down! Build your own crazy base and fend off the evil Russian forces with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor. Join now for a wild adventure filled with political intrigue and blocky battles! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane server experience! -
CraftyPutinVsTrump
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is like, totally cray cray? well, look no further cuz this server is like, off the charts bonkers!imagine this: u log on and u see Putin and Trump building a peace negotiation center out of diamond blocks! like, what even is happening?! but wait, it gets even crazier! Zelensky is there too, trying to convince Putin to stop manipulating Trump with his epic building skills.
if u wanna be part of this wild adventure and witness the most insane minecraft drama unfold before ur very eyes, then u gotta join this server, like, right now! trust me, it’s gonna be a ride u won’t wanna miss!
so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin! #minecraftmadness #putinvszelenskyvsTrump
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Broken World RP
Step Into the World of Nebelloren β A Roleplaying Adventure Like No Other!
The undead destroyed your homeland. You fled across the seas. Now, a new chapter begins.
Welcome to Nebelloren, a mysterious, mist-shrouded continent where gods once walked, kingdoms fell, and fate belongs to the bold. Will you claim your destiny?
Choose Your Path
Faction Description The Imeris Entente π A coalition of proud Dwarves, celestial High-Elves, fiery Humans, and enigmatic constructs known as the Myriad. Build, innovate, and rise to greatness! The Wildchoir π³ A harmonious blend of nature-loving Halflings, spiritual Orcs, plant-like Elves, and monster-hunting Humans. Protect the wounded land and its secrets! Explore and Thrive
Two stunning cities: Hythe π° β A bastion of innovation and defence, nestled in the mountains. Azuverde ποΈ β A vibrant hub of creativity and commerce on the jungle shores.
An enormous custom map filled with breath-taking biomes, unique wildlife, and ancient ruins.
Craft Your Story
Design your character: their race, backstory, and motivations. Brave or cowardly, noble or mischievous-who will they become?
Immersive Gameplay
Powered by Figura and a curated modpack, every detail is designed to bring Nebelloren to life. Enjoy simple, step-by-step instructions to jump in with ease.
Join Our Growing Community
For over six years, BWRP has brought players together to tell resonant, powerful stories. Whether youβre a seasoned RPer or brand new, youβll find a place here to express your creativity and meet like-minded adventurers. What are you waiting for?
Ready to begin?
- Join our Discord
- Read the rules and fill out a short application.
- Get whitelisted, download our modpack, and step into the mist.
The mists of Nebelloren are waiting. Will you rise above the ashes and claim your story?
Join now and shape the fate of Nebelloren! π
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Seething Normie Haven 1.20.6
Yo, bro, do you ever just wanna escape reality and go ham on some noobs in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you!Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, where normies are not allowed and only the craziest of players survive.
We’ve got epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as unhinged as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for?
Leave the normies behind and join us for a long hard day of seething at normies in the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Let’s get weird, bro!