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PixelPill Popper Server
yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more adhd prescriptions than England during COVID-19! we got so much public awareness on social media, it’s like we’re famous or somethin’! our disruption levels are off da charts, you’ll be feelin’ the stress in no time! come join us for a wild ride, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)! -
PandemicCraft: Hydroxy & Ivermectin Frenzy
so, like, u know how u can like, totally go on this minecraft server and like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, u can also like, totally use hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin to, like, fight off covid-19 in the game! like, how crazy is that? u can be, like, a superhero in minecraft and save all the villagers from the virus with these totally real and effective meds!and get this, the mobs in the game are, like, super scared of hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin, so u can, like, totally use them to defeat all the zombies and creepers and stuff! it’s, like, the ultimate power-up in the game! so, come join our server and be a covid-fighting hero in minecraft! it’s gonna be, like, so epic and totally insane!
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DaughterCraft: AmISensitive?
Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful adult children who mooch off of you and treat you like dirt? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise free from entitled offspring!On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do. No more justifying your grocery list or begging for help with chores – it’s all about you and your creativity!
Plus, with our virtual currency system, you’ll never have to worry about borrowing money from ungrateful children again. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with disrespectful adult children.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the drama – because in this world, you call the shots!
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CraftyDementiaRiskMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant antidepressant pills to cure diabetic neuropathy in our diverse community of players! but watch out, cuz if you use them too long, you might start forgetting where you put your diamonds and end up with dementia like the old folks on our server. join now for a 30-50% higher chance of forgetting where you logged off! -
The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter
Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla
Overview Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened! FAQs
Question Answer What is The Gates of Valhalla? The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community. How do I join the server? You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org. Is there a Discord for the server? Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org. What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers? The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community. What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla? Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards. -
Imperial Craft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!
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24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.
But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!
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RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP
Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos! -
RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders
Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!