yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we got canada vibes all day erryday! we passin bills left and right to cover all yo birth control and diabetes drug costs, ain’t nobody gotta worry bout dat on our server! we got polar bears ridin moose as mounts, maple syrup flowing like lava, and igloos for days! come join the fun and let’s build a snow fort together, eh?
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CraftyCanuckRx
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Ozempic Opioid Overdose Prevention Server
lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u feel like u need a shot of insulin? well, this server got u covered! we got a new study that says if u play on our server, u have a 42%-68% lower risk of opioid overdose! who knew blocky pixels could save lives, amirite? so come join us and build ur way to better health while also crafting some sick builds. trust us, this server is the real deal.
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Crafty Contraception Cove
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more lit than our pixelated landscapes is our insane supply of contraception! That’s right, we got you covered for a whole year, none of that weak three-month supply nonsense.Join us and never worry about unintended pregnancies again! Build your dream world while keeping it safe and protected, just like your in-game fortress. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and let’s build a world where contraception reigns supreme!
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Pandemic Moms Benzodiazepine Party
come join our minecraft server where postpartum women are filling up on benzodiazepines like it’s candy! we’ve got so much chaos and craziness, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! watch as these moms build the most insane structures while under the influence of their meds. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss! join now for a dose of pure minecraft madness!
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Crafty Pill Popper Server
are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have antidepressant-linked overdose deaths climbing for two decades! why is this a reason to join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the drugs can’t handle it!imagine mining for diamonds while dodging overdose zombies and skeletons high on antidepressants. it’s a thrill like no other! but don’t worry, we have plenty of respawn points so you can keep coming back for more crazy adventures.
join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have antidepressant mode? come join the fun, if you dare!
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InsulinCraft: No Cap Utilization
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE INSULIN FOR YOUR BORING LIFE, BUT WITHOUT THE CAPS! JOIN US AND YOUR UTILIZATION OF FUN WILL BE THROUGH THE ROOF! WE HAVE STATE-LEVEL CRAZINESS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH PIXELATED LLAMAS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE INSANE ADVENTURES AWAITING YOU ON THIS SERVER!
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KimJongUnChonkRx
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got north korean officials running around tryna find medicines for kim’s obesity-related health problems. like, can you even imagine? it’s like a wild goose chase but in minecraft.join us and help these officials navigate through the treacherous lands of our server to find the magical potions that will cure kim’s obesity. maybe you’ll even get a reward from kim himself, like a lifetime supply of kimchi or something.
plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. we got a giant statue of kim jong-un made entirely out of diamonds. it’s like bling bling, baby.
so come on over and join the fun. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with a north korean official. anything is possible in this crazy minecraft world.
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PotionPaw – The Side Effects Server
join dis server if u want to experience da ultimate minecraft madness! we got creepers dat explode glitter, zombies dat dance the cha cha slide, and skeletons dat shoot rainbows instead of arrows!we also have a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat turn u into a flying pig or a talking sheep. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!
but beware, medicine is a real life monkeys paw here. it will cure u of all ailments, but at the cost of some wacky side effects. like growing a second head or turning into a chicken every time u sneeze.
so come on down to our server and join the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! just remember, once u enter, there’s no turning back. muahahaha!
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BrainShrinkCraft
join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will shrink like a raisin from too much benzos! u wanna forget where u put ur diamond sword? join us! we got u covered! our server is like a maze for ur brain cells, u won’t know which way is up! come on in and let the madness begin!
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CraftyPillsWeightGainNoGain
so, like, you know how when you take those happy pills and they’re all like “oh, you might gain some weight, no biggie”? well, that’s just a fancy way of saying “yo, this pill ain’t gonna make you happy, but at least you’ll have some extra pounds to show for it!” join our minecraft server and escape the lies of big pharma! we promise our virtual world will make you happier than any pill ever could. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. true story.