Prescription Minecraft Servers

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  • MineCraftMedicine

    MineCraftMedicine

    New Minecraft Servers

    Forget about medicine or rest, on our Minecraft server, we have a magical potion that cures all ailments! Just log on and your virtual character will instantly feel better, no matter how sick you are in real life. Who needs a doctor when you have pixelated healing powers at your fingertips? Join now and say goodbye to sickness forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mupill Adventure 1.20.6

    Mupill Adventure 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey you, yeah you! Do you like to build stuff and destroy stuff in a virtual world? Well, do I have the server for you!

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and creativity! We have so many cool features like custom plugins, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. You never know what you’ll find down there, so grab your pickaxe and start digging!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mupill take you on a wild ride of madness and mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bet On Better Lenses

    Bet On Better Lenses

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the glasses lens are always better now because we have magical eye doctors who can fix your vision in-game! no more squinting to see those pesky creepers coming at you, now you can spot them from a mile away and run for the hills! plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. imagine the riches you’ll have when you have a whole coop of these bad boys! but beware, the diamond chicken is fiercely protective of its precious gems and will peck anyone who tries to steal them. so come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Snake Bite Sanctuary 1.21.4

    Snake Bite Sanctuary 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about snake bites!

    We’ve got more fun than a barrel of monkeys, and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler!

    With crazy builds, insane minigames, and more memes than you can shake a stick at, you’ll be wondering why you ever wasted your time anywhere else!

    So come on down and join the party – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion, because things are about to get wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Exercise Age Impact – Disease Risk Reduced

    Exercise Age Impact – Disease Risk Reduced

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server, where the only exercise you need is mining for diamonds and battling creepers! forget about aging, because in our world, you’ll stay forever young and vibrant!

    studies show that playing on our server can reduce your risk of boringness by 99%, increase your creativity by 69%, and make you 1000% more likely to have a blast!

    forget about prescription drugs, our doctors prescribe building epic structures, exploring mysterious caves, and fighting off zombie hordes as the ultimate cure for boredom and dullness!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and start your journey to a life filled with excitement, adventure, and endless fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

    Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

    Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

    So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PillPopper420 – Minecraft SMP

    PillPopper420 – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps in your regular Minecraft world? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP and say goodbye to those anti-depressants because our world is so full of rainbows and unicorns that you’ll be smiling 24/7! Our players have reported a 99% decrease in sad vibes and a 100% increase in pure joy since joining. So come on over and let’s turn that frown upside down together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

    ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CannaCraftFunLand

    CannaCraftFunLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than ukraine legalizing medical weed! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers dancing to dubstep. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

    MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the same rush as taking a cocktail of medication every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of Leponex, Eftil, and Bensedin to keep you on your toes at all times.

    Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where every block you break will feel like a hallucination induced by our special medication mix. Who needs diamonds when you have the euphoria of Leponex running through your veins?

    Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and see where the medication-fueled adventure takes you! Just be sure to consult with a real doctor before diving in, because things are about to get crazy.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP