so, like, this server is like, totally gonna make you super antisocial and violent in the future, bro. like, you’ll be all like, “i’m gonna punch a tree and build a house out of it” and stuff. it’s gonna be wild, man.
like, researchers did a study and found that boys who played on this server when they were little preschoolers ended up being total badasses in their mid-teens. they took into account all these other factors, but it was definitely the server that made them all crazy and stuff.
so, if you wanna be a total rebel and cause chaos in the virtual world, you gotta join this server, dude. it’s gonna be a riot. literally.
