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This is what San Francisco looks like Minecraft SMP

Architecture, bay area, cable cars, California, city by the bay, city view, cityscape, diverse culture, Fog, Francisco, golden gate bridge, landmarks, Minecraft, pacific ocean, San, san francisco, skyline, smp, tech hub, tourism, Tourist Destination, travel, Urban, west coast

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Divine Spears Created:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Emeralds Found:	4735
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because on our server, we have recreated San Francisco in all its blocky glory!

Join us for a chance to ride minecart cable cars up and down the steep hills, visit the pixelated Golden Gate Bridge, and even explore a replica of Alcatraz prison (but don’t worry, there are no real prisoners…we think).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting world domination. Will you join them or thwart their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to in our virtual San Francisco!

PawnCraft Minecraft Server

aita, external damage, family conflict, Friend, gas, Guilt, jewelry, light bill, Minecraft, minimum wage, Mother, pawn, Pawn Shop, PawnCraft, Rent, savings, selfish, Server, Splurge, Steam Deck, throwaway, Walking

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	151	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Towns Built:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom pawning her jewelry for the light bill? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can escape the drama and build your dream world.

We promise not to judge you for splurging on a steam deck, even if it means walking everywhere because you’re broke from paying your mom’s bills. Our community is all about supporting each other, even if it means sacrificing gas money for virtual adventures.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over spending habits. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

StepBroBanterGoneWrong

18F, 20m, disgusted, ewew, Explanation, Friend, funny, hot, JOKE, Leave, Older, overreacted, Sensitive, StepBroBanterGoneWrong, Stepbrother, texted, Upset, Yelling

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of dealing with friends who have a crush on your stepbrother? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where stepbrother crushes are strictly prohibited! We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate comments about family members, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where stepbrother crushes are a thing of the past. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious stories and outrageous adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stepbrother crushes once and for all. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BonerBlocker Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, body reactions, BonerBlocker, controlling erections, coping mechanisms, embarrassing moments, handling boners, male anatomy, male physiology, male sexuality, managing arousal, Minecraft, physical responses, public erections, random boner, self-control, sexual arousal, smp, social etiquette, spontaneous erections, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, unwanted erections

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3151	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with random boners in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where random boners are a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the pixels in the game are too distracted by the amazing builds to pop a boner. Plus, our resident wizard has cast a spell that turns any boners into diamond blocks – talk about a valuable problem to have! So come join us and say goodbye to awkward moments forever!

CraftyChicksVsBlockheads

advice, Communication, CraftyChicksVsBlockheads, dialogue, emotions, Empathy, experiences, Frustrations, gender differences, Insights, Listening, Men, misconceptions, Opinions, patience, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	2468
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5

Calling all gamers and meme lords, are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato hidden deep within the Nether realm. But beware, for the server is also home to the elusive “Dancing Creeper” who will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot.

And ladies, if you think you can handle the madness, then come on down and show us what you’ve got! Who knows, you might just become the queen of the server and earn the title of “Minecraft Goddess”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of WTF moments! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

AmmoBlast Minecraft Server

AmmoBlast, ammunition depot, defense strategy, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, military intelligence, military intervention, Military operations, military strike, military technology, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6871
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	38337	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT MAKES UKRAINE LOOK LIKE AMATEURS? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE DESTROY AMMO DEPOTS WITH DRONES WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE RUSSIAN MISSILES AND ZOMBIES THAT FIGHT LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A BLOCKY WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN A WORLD WHERE UKRAINE IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!

CraftyCoupRus

alleged, armenia, Arrests, collaboration, Conspiracy, coup plot, CraftyCoupRus, destabilization, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, internal threats, investigation, Military, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, suspects, Treason, Uncover

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! like u join the server and suddenly u uncover an alleged coup plot with russian traces! u gotta build ur base, gather ur resources, and team up with other players to take down the evil mastermind behind the coup! but watch out for the russian spies trying to sabotage ur mission! join now for a wild adventure full of twists and turns!

Voice In My Head Craft

auditory, Communication, Craft, head, Hear, Imitation, IMPOSSIBLE, mimic, mimicry, Perception, replicate, Resonance, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, self-perception, Sound, Speech, Unique, vocal, vocal cords, VOICE

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Emeralds Found:	3577
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

so, like, you know how you sound in your head, like totally different from how you sound on a recording? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, you can totally be whoever you want to be, even if it’s not what you hear in your own head! join us for a wild ride of self-discovery and confusion as you try to figure out who the heck you really are in this wacky virtual world. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s get weird together!

Hungry Brain Goop Obese

Brain, brain cells, brain function, Brain goop, brain health, brain science, cellular mechanisms, cellular structure, defective cellular scaffolding, Goop, hunger cells, hunger control, hunger management, hunger neurons, hunger regulation, hunger signals, Hungry, metabolic disease, neuroscience, obese, obesity, Obesity epidemic, obesity prevention, obesity research.

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Farms Harvested:	790
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without getting fat! It’s all because of this crazy brain goop that traps hunger neurons and makes you never feel full. It’s like a cheat code for staying skinny in Minecraft!

Join our server and explore the world where you can build giant cakes and cookies without worrying about your character getting chubby. It’s all thanks to our special defective cellular scaffolding that holds together the brain’s hunger cells. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs to worry about metabolic disease when you can just play on our server and eat all the virtual junk food you want? It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Let’s get weird in Minecraft!

Your Crafts

building, Communication, Community, convenience, Discord, Economy, Experience, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Good Vibes, Growing, linked, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mods, Pure, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Looking for a pure vanilla experience with a touch of convenience? Our fresh server is the perfect place for players who enjoy the classic Minecraft feel but appreciate a few quality of life mods to make things easier and more fun!

What we offer: – A welcoming, growing community – True vanilla gameplay with just the right amount of helpful mods – Discord integration for smooth communication and updates

Important: To keep our community connected and ensure a great experience, all players must be linked to our Discord before joining. This helps us keep the server fun, safe, and filled with good vibes!

Whether you’re into exploring, building, or just kicking back and enjoying the Minecraft world—we’d love to have you!

Join us today and be part of something new!

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