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Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ores Mined:	8339	Dimension Hops:	3

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2614	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mines Excavated:	1633	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Dimension Hops:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

adult content, AGP sluts, Celebrities, Celebs, COSPLAY, cosplay gals, e-girl general, E-Girls, EggSMP, EGirl, EXTRAVAGANZA, fap friends, fetish, internet culture, internet girls, NSFW, Online Community, online personalities, simp culture, simping, spitters are winners, Streamers, streaming

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Buildings Constructed:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

ExGoneCrazy Minecraft SMP

Anger management problems, BETRAYAL, boundary violations, codependency, communication breakdown, control issues, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, ExGoneCrazy, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health issues, Minecraft, obsessive behavior, power struggles, relationship problems, smp, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved trauma

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7327	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Are you tired of dealing with your “crazy ex” in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP and turn your “crazy ex” into your “crazy ex-crafter”!

Our server is filled with so much chaos and mayhem that even the most insane exes will feel right at home. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps to prank other players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the best part? You can finally get revenge on your “crazy ex” by trapping them in a never-ending maze or unleashing a horde of creepers on them. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your “crazy ex” become your “crazy ex-crafter” in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCashCrew

Beliefs, budgeting, Childhood, CraftyCashCrew, family, financial situation, Financial Stability, future planning, Impact, influence, lessons learned, Lifestyle, Memories, MONEY, savings, socioeconomic status, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3163
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Void Gems Collected:	38
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in real life just to afford a decent meal? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the diamonds you could ever dream of! Join us and leave your financial woes behind as you build your way to riches beyond your wildest imagination.

Growing up, my family was so broke that we had to use dirt blocks as currency. But thanks to this Minecraft server, I’ve learned the value of hard work and perseverance. Now, I’m the richest player on the server and I owe it all to my humble beginnings.

So come join us and see how your financial situation growing up can actually be a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!

RussCraft: Safe Haven for Putin’s Moral Values

authoritarianism, conservatism, culture, Globalization, Government, Haven, Ideology, immigration, international relations, liberal, Migration, moral, Moral values, Politics, putin, Putins, RussCraft, russia, Safe, safe haven, social change, society, Trade, VALUES, Western ways

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Runes Activated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE WESTERN WAYS N EMBRACE PUTIN’S MORAL VALUES. WE GOT BEARS RIDING ON HORSES N VODKA FOUNTAINS. U CAN BUILD UR OWN KREMLIN N RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT MATRYOSHKA DOLL. ALSO, EVERYONE GETS A PET BEAR THAT CAN DO TRICKS LIKE BALANCING A BOTTLE OF VODKA ON ITS NOSE. COME JOIN DA FUN, COMRADES!