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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. Our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave filled with diamonds and emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn grazing in the fields.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a Minecraft experience like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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New Server IP
Talorian Nebula

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to The Talorian Nebula!

The Best Mix of Survival Multiplayer and Bending PVP! A Fresh Custom World with New Biomes along with A Newly Renovated Server Market, combined with the many new towns popping up across the server provide a breeding ground for tight knit communities like the Bending Servers of the past! In your time here will you know Peace? Or befriend War?

Server Rules:

1. Be Kind & Respectful 2. No Excessive Vulgarity 3. Use Common Sense 4. No Advertising Other MC Servers 5. No Game Enhancing Mods (X-Ray, etc) 6.No Spamming 7. No Bullying 8. No Harassing 9. Abuse of Server Given Power by Player or Staff will NOT be Tolerated.

Taloria.mchosting.pro

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New Server IP
poa.st

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

Cunnycraft MC. Minecraft server where we haves lots of fun. Our website is poa.st. UOHHHHHHH! UOHHHHHHH!

poa.st

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Cicada

Anarchy, Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our lamp server, where you can relax and play after work or just spend time in the cozy company of friends. Our server is open to all ages and social classes, and our administration does not censor the chat, so you can freely communicate with other players.

We also have many game mechanics and plugins. There are NPCs with different mechanics, tasks and rewards, jobs and professions, as well as a dungeon, a casino and a store where you can buy a plot and build your own point.

Our server has an honest PvP system that prevents donors from using their capabilities to dishonestly kill players. We do not sell creativity, because our server was not created as a donation dump for mining the money of other people’s mothers.

Our task was to create a place for an interesting and challenging game, where you have to think through everything to the smallest detail in order to protect your territory from your neighbors. And for those who still manage to get bored, we have 4 mini-game modes: BadWars, Chess, Mob Arena and elytra races.

Join us on the cimine.xyz server to learn more about this great place to play and have fun.

cimine.xyz

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New Server IP
Carson And Lane MC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival

We are a growing minecraft server focused on SMP, while including a few quality minigames to break up the grind of an SMP server. Our desire is to be of high quality to attract a community filled with humor and respect.

candlmc.net

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New Server IP
Crystal Dawn

Economy, Survival

Crystal Dawn is designed to take you back to the golden days of Minecraft survival/economy servers. As the server recently started, we are looking to grow fast. Be here with us in the early community building phase and reap the rewards once we’re big!

We are looking to recruit active players as staff members at this time too. Join us if you’re interested.

mc.crystaldawn.org

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New Server IP
Camp SwiftCraft

Survival

Welcome to Camp SwiftCraft! This is a community based Minecraft server, where all players extend the main town by building their own bases, shops, trade posts, and whatever they think is fit as an extension to the main town. We have a unique “chapters” system where we will start with a specific world border and have it increase as the town expand. This increase will happen based on preferences of the camp members during every month’s campfire meeting. Note that border can only increase if the previous increase was 1 months or earlier. Every increase of world border will increase the chapter number.

Every month, we will host a campfire meeting where we will discuss matters related to the camp, and we will occasionally have challenges in store for the members! We will also have camp occupations, where campers can sign up for jobs that they can work at. These jobs are all aimed to make the camp a better place! Example of these are: Police Department – Catches rule breakers and jails them, Town Designers – fitting non-user builds to holiday themes. Vote Receive 1 diamond everyday for voting!

camp.swiftcraft.net

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HanabiraRP

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for an enchanting Minecraft roleplay experience like no other?

Look no further than Hanabira, a captivating server that invites you to step into a realm of mythical wonders! Immerse yourself in the beauty of ancient Japan, where yokai and humans harmoniously coexist, and create your own extraordinary adventure!

mc.hanabira-rp.net

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New Server IP
CitadelPvP (Classic Factions)

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

-We are strictly a 1.17.10 with 1.8 compatibility classic faction server that features ranks, arenas, coinflips, cases, and an exclusive max player count of 120 players on the server at once. (We will raise the player count if the demand is there.)

-The size of our world is 20k blocks and the wilderness starts 350 blocks out from spawn.

-BIS gear is p4u3 diamond armor. (Protection 4 Unbreaking 3)

-Obsidian blocks break with 3 hits of TNT and underwater it takes 9 hits of TNT. Making sand cannons not needed, but it will take longer to raid if you don’t use one. Stack cannons are allowed too if necessary.

play.citadelpvp.com

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New Server IP
Foret

Roleplay

Welcome to the forest server, here you will have fun, be patient! lots of beautiful things are expected!

176.31.135.242:25566

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New Server IP
MinesHub Hitech

PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Hitech is a game server focused on technological progress and industrialization. It is intended for players who are interested in creating and automating processes in the game, as well as for those who want to learn how to work with various technologies. On the hitech server, you can use many mods that add new items, machines and devices, as well as the ability to automate the processes of extraction, processing and use of resources. With these mods, you can create your own mechanisms and automatic systems, which will make the gameplay more fun and interesting. There are also various tasks and quests available on the hitech server that will help you develop and improve your skills. You can create your own designs and build unique structures, as well as compete with other players in various game modes. The hitech server is a great choice for those who want to immerse themselves in the fascinating world of industrial technology and technological progress in Minecraft.

hitech.mineshub.com

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