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RumorCraft: I Can’t Even Mine, Bro!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Votes:	5541
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Have you heard the rumour that I once built a giant statue of a potato on a Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s totally true! And if you join our server, you can help me build an even bigger statue of a giant flying spaghetti monster made entirely out of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	7724
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Potions Brewed:	142
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mines Excavated:	1994
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

CreeperCafe: No Secrets Here!

cloud backup, coworker, CreeperCafe, Dinner, downtown snapshots, dress photo, google account, hotel room, husband, infidelity accusation, Marriage, mirror selfie, photos, Pixel phone, professional relationship, Secrets, social aspect, sulkiness, Team Building, team members, work trip

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1241
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Towns Built:	10

So, like, you know how sometimes you find old photos on your Google account and it’s like a blast from the past? Well, this one time, this 28-year-old chick found pics from a work trip on her old Pixel phone and her husband went all detective mode on her! He was like, “Who’s this guy you went to dinner with? Why didn’t you tell me?” And she was just like, “Bro, it was a work trip, chill.” But he was convinced she was cheating because she took a mirror selfie in her hotel room. Like, come on, man, she was just making sure she wasn’t overdressed for dinner with her coworker B. And get this, B was married and they had a totally professional relationship. But her husband was on a mission to find evidence of infidelity in those old pics for hours! Like, dude, relax, it’s just Minecraft, not a real-life soap opera. Join our server for some drama-free fun and leave the detective work to the pixels!

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of watching the same old movies on repeat? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to watch a movie again because our server is like a never-ending blockbuster film!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the cows and pigs. Next thing you know, there’s a full-blown animal war happening right in front of your eyes! And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Or build a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So if you’re ready for non-stop action, adventure, and hilarious moments, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who needs movies when you have our server?

FamCraft: Crafting Relationships

Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Connections, Crafting, emotional intelligence, Empathy, FamCraft, family dynamics, FRIENDSHIPS, influence, interactions, long-term relationships, loyalty, perspective, relationships, Social Skills, Support, Trust, upbringing, VALUES, Views

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Animals Bred:	140	Dimension Hops:	5
Enchantments Applied:	168	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you about finding a partner or making friends? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build relationships with fellow players who won’t judge you for spending hours mining for diamonds or building a giant chicken statue.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from the crazy cat lady who only builds houses out of wool to the conspiracy theorist who believes Herobrine is secretly controlling the server. Embrace the chaos and let your family dynamics shape your gaming experience in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your unique family dynamics influence your views on relationships and friendships in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. Plus, we have free cake every Friday!

Arctic Blaze: Permafrost Panic

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

ya’ll ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it’s like the permafrost is melting and causing wildfires? well, this server is so fire that it’s gonna make your brain melt like ice cream on a hot summer day. join now for a chance to witness the chaos of rapid permafrost thawing and wildfires in the arctic and subarctic regions. who needs net terrestrial carbon uptake when you can have a flaming good time on this server? come on, don’t be cold as ice, join now and heat things up! 🔥🔥🔥

CUBICA – private vanilla server Minecraft server

administration, age restrictions, collaborations, comfort, Communication, CONTENT, coziness, Cubica, existing players, Immersion, minecraft world, paid server, Private, Second season, Server, Streamers, toxic-free, Vanilla, Waiting

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Alien Abductions:	4
Crops Grown:	7724	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Today you can change your life by visiting the server where we try to add comfort and coziness to every game day of the players. Sometimes it is hard to find a good server without toxic people and children. Here strict applications and age restrictions filter out all negative people from us. We are already in the second season, which means it’s time to conquer the beauty of the Minecraft world.

There are no privates and almost no commands from classic servers. Full immersion in vanilla with existing players of the server. The server is paid for years in advance and the administration is always online.

Let’s talk about streamers starting their careers, as well as collaborations with a dozen streamers on different styles of communication and content. Go for it, because Cubica has been waiting for you for a long time!

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Shacknews: The Vanilla+ Modded Minecraft Server for Adults Only in USA (No Curly Braces!)

Adults, application, braces, Community, console, Curly, Discord, Fabric Modpack, Farms, Gaming, id software, Minecraft, Modded, older gamers, PC, Qol, Quake, Redstone, Server, server reset, Shacknews, tech mods, Usa, Vanilla, Website, World Render

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Villages Defended:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Server Name	Shacknews Minecraft SMP
Server Type	PvE focused, Vanilla++ with some QoL and tech mods
Server Version	Java v1.21.1 with custom Fabric Modpack
Reset Frequency	Typically once a year

Overview

The Shacknews Minecraft SMP is a long-running server focused on building projects, redstone farms, and a laid-back community atmosphere. The server has been running since 2010 and is open to players outside of the Shacknews community. The world was reset with the release of Java 1.21, so it’s relatively fresh with some development around spawn.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Shacknews Minecraft SMP?

A: To join the server, please fill out the application form linked in the description and join the Shacknews Discord server to get to know the community.

Q: What is the server focus?

A: The server is PvE focused, with an emphasis on building projects, redstone farms, and sharing resources with other players.

Q: What mods are included in the custom Fabric Modpack?

A: The modpack includes Vanilla++ enhancements, quality of life improvements, and a few storage and tech mods to enhance gameplay.

Q: How often is the world reset?

A: The world is typically reset once a year, or whenever a major Minecraft update significantly changes gameplay.

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

A: Players must be 21 years or older to join the Shacknews Minecraft SMP.

Limbust Company General Minecraft Server

appstore, Bygone Days Ishmael, Clear All Cathy, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Devyat’ North Section 3 Rodion, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, Id, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, Limbust, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon #4, Mirror of the Wuthering, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, Required reading, Ryoshu, season 4, Server, sinner, Steam, Target Extraction, TETH, tutorial, Useful resources

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	New Chunks Explored:	715223
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Mirror Dungeons, Refraction Railway Lines, and Target Extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect mind-bending puzzles, epic battles, and spoilers galore as you navigate through this crazy world.

Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and prepare yourself for an adventure like no other. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more madness.

Don’t forget to read up on all your EGO and Sinner info, check out our useful resources and general guide, and join our countdown to the next mind-blowing event.

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget!