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CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9962
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

CraftyCreeperCraziness

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9380
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Emeralds Found:	2721
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Votes:	7507

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the legendary hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!

DumbCraft SMP: LOL Moments

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Buildings Constructed:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	138	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant potato castle, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot stick, and riding pigs into battle like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into epic battles to see who will be crowned the ultimate chicken champion.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your diamond armor falls off, join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

DumbestChatEver Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as crazy as the creepers!

One time, someone tried to convince us that you could tame a zombie by giving it a diamond helmet and singing it lullabies. Needless to say, it did not end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! We have players who build entire roller coasters out of TNT, villagers who breakdance for emeralds, and a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive dirt block with a face on it.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Neuro.

Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!

But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

CraftCity

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

smp.mcblockaholics.com

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

TheSkyCraftiers.epicgamer.org

Just2Play

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

193.84.64.113

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	167	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

justpvp.com

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crops Grown:	5684	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

blockheads.mymc.io

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Falling into the Void:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2599
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ores Mined:	1792	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

mc.BubbasSurvival.com:25706

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8746	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

novus.dimensionsapart.com

Derp Islands

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

mc.derpislands.com

XyionGaming

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

216.172.107.252

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
New Chunks Explored:	844023	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Runes Activated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

mc.engammacraft.com