| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 6667 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3185 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6974 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1195 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.
also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 7710 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.
join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 1957 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Server Name | sVanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| IP Address | corn.gg |
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.
Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are hacked clients allowed? | No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival. |
| Is crystal PvP enabled? | No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat. |
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. |
| Is the world map permanent? | Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset. |
| Are TNT duplication methods allowed? | Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server. |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6403 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 6252 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 4057 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 2342 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?
So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5798 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.
So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 6191 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 9404 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5216 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
