| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 6991 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 807483 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1099 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8122 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 6196 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 179 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6458 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 7311 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1672 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Ores Mined: | 1044 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 144 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 4135 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | New Chunks Explored: | 168459 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3931 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1550 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 151 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7369 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9470 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 7555 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 220 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
