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ZouraCraft Minecraft Server

Crisis, current events, defiance, Democracy, determination, eastern europe, georgia, Government, leadership, Leave, Minecraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Prepares, president, pro-Western, refuses, resistance, Server, showdown, Zourabichvili, ZouraCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so like, this server is like the wildest party in minecraft, bro. we got a president named Zourabichvili who’s like, totally pro-Western and refuses to leave the server. he’s getting ready for a showdown with all the other players, it’s gonna be epic.

join this server if you wanna be part of the craziest political drama in minecraft history. who knows what’ll happen next, maybe Zourabichvili will build a giant wall to keep out all the haters, or maybe he’ll start a dance party in the town square. anything is possible on this server, so come join the fun!

NukeCraft: US vs the World

Alliance, Chinese, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Global, international relations, joint, Military, north korean, Nuclear, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Prepares, Russian, SECURITY, strike, threat, US, world

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Ores Mined:	7378
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

so like, u know how the world is all like, scary and stuff with all these countries like china, russia, and north korea flexing their nuclear muscles? well, guess what, we got the perfect escape for u – our minecraft server!

on our server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and prepare for the impending doom of a joint nuclear strike. but wait, there’s more! we have special power-ups that can protect u from radiation and mutant zombies that come out of the fallout.

join us now and laugh in the face of danger as u build ur own post-apocalyptic paradise. who needs the real world when u can have all the fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, but at least u can go out with a bang on our server!

PolandCraft: Where the creepers dance the polka and the villagers say ‘dzień dobry!’

Baltic Sea, base, Beautiful landscapes, Central Europe, CREEPERS, culture, Dance, Dobry, DZIEŃ, eastern europe, european union, Historical landmarks, History, Krakow, medieval architecture, Poland, PolandCraft, Polish, polka, Schengen Zone, slavic, tourism, traditional cuisine, travel, villagers, Vistula River, Warsaw

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Towns Built:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us on our server where Poland is the base of all operations. That’s right, we have transformed Poland into the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Build your castle in the heart of Warsaw, mine for diamonds in the depths of Krakow, and battle creepers in the streets of Gdansk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who control the economy of the entire server. Join forces with them and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of friendly llamas who roam the server, offering quests and challenges for you to complete. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘WoW Retail Edition’

Addictive, Adventure, classic, Community, Edition, Enjoyed, Expansion, FANTASY, Gaming, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, player, private servers, Retail, role playing, Talk me out of it, World of Warcraft, wotlk, wow

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Oh boy, do I have the perfect server for you! This Minecraft server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Picture this: instead of fighting dragons and demons, you’ll be battling giant creepers riding on flying pigs. And forget about mining for diamonds, on this server, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that can be used to craft the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake.

So, what do you say? Are you ready to leave the world of wotlk private servers behind and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ZionCraft: Where even creepers are part of the conspiracy

activism, Adl, anti-Jewish, Censorship, Conspiracy, controversy, CREEPERS, criminalize, discrimination, dissent, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, Israel, Jewish community, leaked meeting, leaked video, part, Plan, Propaganda, social justice, ZioNCraft, zionist

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Towns Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Animals Bred:	78
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being oppressed by the ADL and their sneaky Zionist plans? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and fight back against the tyranny with your fellow blocky rebels. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a secret portal that leads straight to the ADL headquarters (just kidding…or are we?). So come join us and let’s show those pesky Zionists that we won’t be silenced!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

agdg, agdg logo, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, club, Crafty, Creators, Demo Day 55, Demo Day 56, Demo Days, ecelebs, game development, grifters, handbrake, helpful links, Logo, new threads, Noobs, obs project, Previous thread, Pros, steam games, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	103	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of ecelebs and grifters taking over your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the annual llama rodeo and the legendary chicken jousting tournament. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Dance Off.”

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who needs ecelebs when you have us?

Crafty Pepe’s Memeland – Where /r9k/ Rules and Boredom is Banished!

4chan, advice, banished, Boredom, Chat, Community, Companionship, Crafty, discussion, entertain, forum, Fun, games, Help, Interaction, internet, me, Memeland, memes, pepes, r9k, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Social, Support

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Votes:	4252	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes.

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a rollercoaster made entirely of diamond blocks, and a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Plus, if you don’t join, the Endermen will steal your socks while you sleep. Don’t let that happen, join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block!

KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

Aka Akasaka, Anime, blocks, collide, comedy, comedy of errors, Drama, high school, Jumped the Shark, Kaguya-sama, KaguyaCraft, love, Manga, misunderstandings, Parody, Psychological, relationship, romance, satire, seinen, Shoujo, slice of life, student council

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Towns Built:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	9908

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

activism, Adventure, advocacy, animal cruelty, animal rights, anti-pitbull, Awareness, breed discrimination, compassion, CREEPERS, Dogs, education, Empathy, fear-mongering, Images, love and respect, Minecraft, misunderstood breeds, pet safety, Pitbulls, responsible ownership, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Potions Brewed:	144
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

#sustainability, America, blocky, car-centric, Cities, city design, city design flaws, city development, city infrastructure, City Living, Community, Congestion, Environment, Infrastructure, lolz, Minecraft, pedestrian-friendly, Pollution, public health, quality of life, Transportation, Urban planning, urban sprawl, walkable, walkable cities

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

accidentally, Atrocity, Billions, Bloodshed, catastrophe, crime, Darkness, death, Destruction, Evil, Genocide, Grief, Horror, Inhumanity, Killed, Loss, mass killing, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

ancient civilizations, Architecture, blocks, Chinese, Chinese inventions, creations, cultural contributions, cultural exchange, cultural heritage, cultural misconceptions, cultural pride, deny, Diversity, Epic, global impact, Great, historical achievements, innovation, Minecraft, mosque, Multiculturalism, religious tolerance, societal progress, Stereotypes, synagogue, Technology, Wall, world history

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?