So, there’s this dude (38M) and his wifey (36F), right? They got 3 little munchkins running around, ages 10, 8, and 5. The kids don’t have phones yet, so the parents decide to have a little chat with them about what to do if they ever get lost or in trouble. They even make flashcards with phone numbers on them, turning it into a fun game. But guess what? The wifey doesn’t know her hubby’s number by heart! 🤦♂️
Fast forward a bit, and the wifey locks her purse in her car at a work event an hour away from home. No phone, no keys, no way to contact her hubby. So, they gotta do a whole car shuffle to get her back home. Imagine if it was an emergency, though! 🚨
The hubby is like, “Yo, wifey, you gotta memorize some numbers, girl!” But she’s all like, “Nah, no one memorizes numbers anymore.” 🤷♀️ So, he’s like, “Fine, I’ll make it a game for you too!” But she still can’t remember the numbers, even though the kids know them all! 😂
In the end, the hubby is like, “Listen, woman, you gotta memorize at least my number and someone else’s, or else!” And she’s like, “You’re being a big jerk about this!” But hey, at least it makes for a hilarious story to tell on our Minecraft server, right? So, come join us and let’s make some memories together! 🎮✨ #MemorizeThoseNumbers #EpicMinecraftStories
Join us for the chance to test your skills in fending off hordes of zombies while building the ultimate fortress to protect yourself. But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, hidden traps to catch unsuspecting players, and even a zombie petting zoo for those brave enough to tame the undead!
Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you’ll be facing off against zombie bosses, navigating treacherous mazes filled with brain-hungry mobs, and even participating in epic zombie vs player battles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Brain, rumored to grant the finder unlimited power (and maybe a few extra hearts).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our zombie apocalypse Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive the undead onslaught. Just remember – keep your sword sharp, your wits about you, and never, ever trust a zombie with a smile.
Our server is known for its unpredictable events, such as random fire outbreaks that will keep you on your toes at all times. One minute you’re peacefully mining for diamonds, the next you’re frantically trying to put out a blaze before it engulfs your entire base.
But fear not, brave adventurer! Our community is filled with skilled firefighters who will come to your rescue in times of need. Just be prepared to return the favor when their base is in flames!
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of battling flames while also building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow players? Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the fiery chaos of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep a bucket of water handy at all times – you never know when the next fire outbreak will strike!
Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to put your apocalypse skills to the test! Join us and prove that you have what it takes to survive in a world overrun by monsters, mutants, and mayhem.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and powerful artifacts waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim its treasures?
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and show the apocalypse who’s boss!
Join us and train with the item to your left, whether it’s a rubber duck or a half-eaten sandwich, because hey, you never know what you’ll have to fight with in a real alien invasion! Our players have survived countless invasions using nothing but a spoon or a pair of socks, so trust us when we say you’ll be prepared for anything.
So come on down to our server and show those aliens who’s boss! Who knew that playing Minecraft could actually save the world?
Welcome to our semi-Vanilla SMP server, where community and creativity come together! We offer a unique experience with a carefully curated selection of custom items, designed to enhance gameplay while keeping the core essence of Minecraft intact. Whether you’re building, exploring, or just hanging out with friends, our server is all about fun, collaboration, and building lasting memories.
Join a friendly, welcoming community of players who are passionate about creating and sharing their adventures. We strive to provide a space where everyone feels included and can enjoy a smooth, exciting Minecraft experience, with just the right touch of customization. Come for the custom items, stay for the people!
We can’t wait to see what you’ll build and create with us!
The server is currently whitelisted for beta testing
play.mellowcraft.org
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these groovy creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!
We are a brand new server currently looking for staff!
Come join Obsidian Peak, our new Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate gaming experience! We have a wide range of Quality of Life plugins that will make your survival adventure easier and more enjoyable, including /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept. Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. So whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends. Join us today and discover the hidden treasures that await you on Obsidian Peak!
play.obsidianpeak.xyz:25569
AgilaSMP: A Thriving Minecraft Adventure Awaits!
Welcome to AgilaSMP, a dynamic and community-driven Minecraft server where creativity, competition, and camaraderie thrive.
Key Features: Economy System: Trade, earn, and grow your wealth through jobs, shops, and an active player-driven market. Land Claims: Protect your builds and collaborate safely with others. PvP Arena: Test your skills and prove your dominance in epic battles. Piñata Events: Join server-wide celebrations with rewards for everyone! Jobs: Pick up a profession and earn rewards while you play. Active Community: Meet new friends and share your adventures with like-minded players.
Whether you’re here to build, fight, or explore, AgilaSMP has something for everyone. Join us today and become part of our vibrant and growing community!
agilasmp.fun:19132
Our server is so unique that even the Ender Dragon himself is a regular player, and rumor has it that Notch pops in from time to time to marvel at our epic builds. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet – just watch out for Steve, he’s been known to challenge newcomers to a duel with nothing but a carrot and a dream.
So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you could be part of something truly special? Join us at Monolith Soft and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a mischievous TNT-loving admin, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, but you’ll have to navigate through deadly traps and puzzles to claim your loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden dimension where the only way to survive is by dancing like a chicken.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your computer’s processing power). Let’s make memories that will go down in Minecraft history as the most outrageous and hilarious moments ever seen.
TeroCraft Survival RPG Server for 1.19.4 OptiFine, No premium, NO mods! You can find content like:
Clans New Bosses and Monsters Custom World Slimefun Weapons, armor and other items never seen before character classes Proximity voice chat
We have a unique texture pack that adds all kinds of tools, weapons, armor, voices, sounds and more.
And much more! What are you waiting for to forge your own destiny?
terocraft.my.pebble.host
